Boarding a 30 seater with my computer open and the WebEx control going strong, my roller board and my work bag in hand. If that isn't an "I am too cool for school" move, what is? I'm THAT asshole.

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Too cool for school move would be enjoying your Saturday night bruh

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... I think you need a hug because you're so depressed that you think you're doing something valuable and worth your time lol

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You don't actually think the name is 'roller board' ...?

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Female, but I've been told 'bruh' is universal for 'I say this so people give me street cred' so thanks bruh.

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You carrying on a skateboard?

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Yes, yes you are THAT asshole.

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My apologies. But why are you working so late on a Saturday and boarding a flight?

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I'm too cool for school move would be saying to your webex attendees "sorry just got to first class, getting a drink. later" rather than looking like a buffoon while boarding an aircraft. Opposite of cool

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I landed at 725am this Sat. morning but I was coming from 8000 miles away you never know where people are going to/from

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Omg we r so impressed

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Seriously though - why working Saturday night? I get the late morning/early afternoon crush on Saturdays and Sundays (actually some of my favorite time to work), but Saturday night...that's prime weekend real estate your burning through!!

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@BCG1, where were you traveling from? Were you traveling for work?

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Ending an 8000 mile trip with what is probably a turboprop if it's 30 seats sounds awful.

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