Good lord dude…it’s a CPA exam, you aren’t a super hero. 😂

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I have to ask. What is this fashion?
Why do they do it? Do they not know?
There is such thing.
As a conjunction.
There's no need. To split up sentences.
As though you are being punchy.
And keeping it short.
It reads like.
A 4 year old wrote it.

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They think it will read like a protagonist's monologue in a film noir. Walking through the rainy streets of a metropolitan dystopia. Street lamps can't cut through the darkness. But they can blind. Should be called street blinds. Yeah. Trenchcoat's soaked. Boots too. Doesn't matter. Nothing does. I've gone through the hell they call CFA certification already.

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🤣 highest badge in accounting and tax

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I feel lazy, so I asked ChatGPT to rewrite this. .


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I chose to become a Certified Chicken Wrangler.
Not for the badge.
Not for the cluck of recognition.
But because I wanted the highest calling in poultry management.

To prove to myself — and to every coop I step into —
That I care deeply. And I work hard.

It wasn’t easy.
Early mornings. Pecked fingers.
Feathers in places feathers shouldn’t be.
Hens with attitude. Roosters with vendettas.

But I kept showing up.
Because I believed the journey would shape me.
And it did.

Here’s what I’ve learned:
Being a Chicken Wrangler isn’t just about catching birds or cleaning coops.
It’s about patience. Presence. Precision.
It’s about earning the trust of creatures that don’t give it easily.
It’s about staying calm when the sky (or at least the nesting box) is falling.

The chickens may not see your credentials.
But they feel your energy.
They know if you’re phoning it in.

And that’s what truly makes the difference.

🐔💪 #ChickenWrangler #FarmLife #TrustEarnedNotGiven #CertifiedAndCluckin'

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Im peeing

I got my CPA license to make more money 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Are we sure these people aren’t bots? Like seriously this can’t be a real person.

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Is this the new copy/paste status people are using?

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Mommy is very proud. Nobody else really

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To this day, she still has his test results on the fridge.

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This sounds like a beer commercial.

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*laughs in tax LLM*

Lol I know I'm not typical but it's funny to see people get all hyped like this when I finished in 2 months while still working.

But if I had kids prob would’ve been crying into my Cheerios every morning

Sometimes it makes me cringe when people act like getting their CPA is their whole personality. I get it—it’s tough, and I went through a lot to get mine too. But it’s not like we cured cancer and then bring it up at brunch every Sunday. Eew eew

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