Hooked up with my ex last week and couldn't stop thinking about analytics...

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I don't even know what analytics really means

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The biggest struggle of working in analytics is each time Im making a presentation and need to abbreviate analytics.

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Big data around what moves you use and how long it takes him/her to orgasm

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Well, that's why he/she is your ex. Makes sense.

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