I’m a mom, 33, in economy, Delta Gold, and just got carded on the fucking plane! Unreal... mama needs a 🍺!

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This is a #humblebrag if ever I’ve seen one.

I hope you got your drink!

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I open up my top a little bit more and get a free drink more often than not 😂

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I’m 32 and get carded for scratch tickets 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Corona? 🍺

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