It’s always sad when you see another one of your connections succumb to the LinkedInfluencer lifestyle. Sorry Candace, but no one cares about the five lessons you learned in the last five years

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I call them out in the comments when they do.

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Some delete it. Those who do are merely acquaintances I’ve met once or twice, so i delete them. Odds are it was a pointless connection anyway.

Most either ignore it or give me a laugh.

Some commenters laugh and celebrate with emojis while others attack me for being negative.

Most commenters ignore it though. I assume because they don’t want to reveal that they agree w/ me.

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Time to unfollow amirite

They're down bad to succumb to influencer lifestyle on freaking LinkedIn

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