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Take a dump on MD's desk while he's sitting at the desk
@Barcap, not at GS! 😎
Tell your MD to turn his own comments
Just tell your MD you don't get paid enough and you aren't doing enough interesting work... if you don't get fired you may get paid better and like your job better
Take your corporate card down to SoHo for a little personal shopping
@gs1, your employer will have the last laugh by not paying it ... remember that card is in your name (and goes against your credit score)
Or you could just quit
Then, by all means, buy some stuff for us other fish bowlers as well if you ever decide to do that!
Send a work document to your personal email account.
Your goal should be to get laid off...
None of the options here will entitle you to severance since you'll likely be fired for cause. Just in case that was your goal.
Push back on a WGL
Jerk it at your desk
Go on NSFW sites at work
Another thought: tell a few people on the team (more seniors than juniors) about multiple interviews you had with Banks A, B and C and that you should "be out of that shithole soon"
Compose a text to your hacker buddy who your helping do a penetration test on his secure, untraceable encrypted VoIP server software that he's developing to release for free for political dissident living in authoritative regimes to safely communicate with them outside world without fear of being arrested and executed. Mention that you bypassed the security layers by employing the exploit you're testing against known as a "Colombian Vacaslut". Then accidentally send it to your manager.
True story. Didn't get fired. But came close.