Tipsy enough to share embarrassing moments.

Work in HC and pinged a query to M on 401(k).
Thanks to Skype for converting it to 401😘

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I follow: OP is saying that the asked a question about 401(k) and Skyped interpreted the (k) as the 😘 emoji which would me embarrassing to send to manager.

I’m also tipsy FTW

using Skype while also texting with my wife and Skyped my teammate “I love you” and texted my wife about the project.

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What's you location Klynveld Peat Marwick Goerdele 1?

Deloitte’s still on skype?

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What??

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English please

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OMG how did you even handle

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Is this a secret lingo 🥴

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