Today my kid told their Zoom class that my job is to “calm down mad adults and help them agree on a story”. So yeah...I’ll stop talking internal creative reviews on speaker.

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Your kid is very observant.

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Adding that to my LinkedIn bio

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Same

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My mom ran a small business from home and when my third grade teacher asked us what are parents’ jobs were I said my mom’s job was to let the cats in and out the back door all day because that’s what it looked like when I was eight. Sorry, mom. 😂😂😂

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Reminds me of a friend who is a CD. When his wife was busy with their new born he brought his two boys into the office a few times during creative reviews and one of them after a few trips in was like “dad, when are YOU going to do any work? All I see you do is talk talk talk” 😆

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I admit this...I felt seen and validated more by a pre-schooler than any boss that’s come before.

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HAHA! This is amazing.

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Not wrong tho lol

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R/thathappened

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Great elevator pitch, tho.

Hahaha I love this. That’s should go on your job description

That’s the best thing I’ve heard all week. 😂

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