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FTI Consulting folks. What was your bump last year from C to SC? HCOL city here.
For reference, I’m interested in base comp and target bonus data for the corporate finance/merger integration group.
Would love some data points here as I’ve got an offer in hand and contemplating accepting. FTI Consulting, Inc. FTI Consulting
Can I get a US drivers license on L visa in IL?
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Best explanation I’ve ever heard was, “we’re like doctors but for companies.”
Hate the doctor line, unless you mean Dr. Oz because we don’t really fix the company’s health we just sell them magic fixes that won’t really work. That I’ll agree with.
I say Project Manager because even though I’m not, there’s enough overlap and the broad strokes of PM is widely understood enough that people have a general idea of what I do. Nobody outside consulting knows wtf an EM is.
Rising Star
I say I'm a politician to avoid the scammer vibes.
That’s even worse my guy
Pro
I tell people I work for an audit firm. This normally keeps people from
asking more questions.
Ask them if they have seen “The Accountant”
Say you do Audit or IT implementation or project management. Just say what you actually do on the daily instead of saying “consultant”
Chief
Everyone’s a software dev now 😂
I tell em to watch house of lies
Way too much truth told in that series.
Rising Star
Doctor for businesses!
Rising Star
I have an MD in BS 🤣
Chief
“Businesses hire consultants to help solve a problem… a problem can range from strategic cost reduction, identifying ways to retain and attract talent, to helping implement a software into their current system.”
Chief
Yeah it’s a hard one. I just pretend I work in the industry I consult for. People understand but realise they don’t care and move on unless they have a particular interest.
I always say ‘financial analyst’ even to the immigration officer when I am returning back to the US on my work visa (H-1B).
Chief
I do supply chain so I just say ‘supply chain stuff’.
Hatchet man of capitalism
I’m in performance improvement so I just say I set up and manage programs to increase process efficiencies in client factories
Pro
I call myself a consultant. If they ask, I just say I help companies identify ways to make more money
Strategy!
I say that I’m a consultant and it is really two jobs. For clients it’s solving whatever problem they have, and I do that by having a lot of experience problem solving from the perspective of a neutral third party. For my company, it’s managing people, budgets, and corporate initiatives to support the other consultants. The internal activities are what usually resonate with non-consultants.