After months on fishbowl, what have I learned? Accenture and Deloitte are sexually deprived, KPMG is the red headed step child, we all LOVE to bitch about life and talk about SPG points. What else?

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Soul patches: just say no. Though I think we (mostly) all knew that already.

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If you complain about only attracting "brown people" then you are potentially racist.

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Sorry P-dub. How could I forget you after this: youtu.be/kM0k-VyJ1NE and this: youtu.be/itWiTKU4nCo Horrifying.

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Sexually depraved**

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Hey what about us? Forgotten child?

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OP if only there were a good synonym of concomitant that started with D, you would have had some dope alliteration there

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@C1 I learned they have better things to do than be on fishbowl

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@C1 Didn't learn much... Still think MBB is full of douches

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Accurate.

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Lol sorry @OP, I knew your word choice was intentional - I was just trying to be funny 😳

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Nobody cares about EY haha

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Thanks D3. @D2, I intentionally wrote deprived, as in "they need to get more." Although one can certainly argue based on your past posts that your deprivation is concomitant with a degree of depravity. ;-)

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What is this oh my god why how and Jesus Christ no. I must leave this world now

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There used to be a video. It was precious.

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@D2 i0.wp.com/bluetoadscomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Its-Not-Its.gif?resize=550%2C990

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What did you learn about MBB?

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What about EY?

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😂😂😂

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