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Maybe you have ugly kids

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Omg your kids are so cute

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This is racist.

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What lol

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Thanks!

My gut says this is satire, but my eyes see the author is Data Scientist. So now I’m just not so sure.

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🫠

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This is obviously satire. Let’s see how many fall for this. 😂


Edit: 5.5 so far

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If it’s satire, it’s bad satire.

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Believe it or not there are people that don’t care about your kids…. I know the world revolves around their schedules, their games, etc. we don’t care.

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+1. Not my kids. I couldn’t care less.

Quite frankly, I couldn’t give a F about your kids.

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You cared enough to let me know…

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I have 1,000 percent seen this post MULTIPLE times on mommy message boards. And they’re not in on the joke.

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Joke…?

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The world doesnt revolve around you OP

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Newsflash: your kids aren’t cute

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You text your wife to let your kids into your room on queue, and you don't think that might be transparent? *You're* annoyed?

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?

Pls fix

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