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If you were such a “total badass,” those companies would be looking for YOU, not the other way around…

This is so dumb.

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Need some inputs. My BU just went into a reorg which has benefitted me and I got a promise to a fast track promotion within 18 months of my joining. However, I’m passionate about a pm role and have got an offer for a rotation position. I’m not sure how to bring it up to my supervisor considering they made that promise only recently. How would you approach this situation

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Question for senior tax managers, tax directors, and higher in public accounting. Have you seen managers or senior managers in PA hired in tax who you feel know very little for the position, or does this happen only very rarely or never in your opinion?

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Need referral for operations transformation consulting analyst for FIS

The station I work at is down at least 15 positions. Some jobs have been open for two years.

The remaining staff is required to step up.

Additional positions are opening up as contracts are either broken or expire.

How are people able to keep their mental health up when their station isn’t hiring people they need and refuse to pay living wages to potential prospects or promote those remaining?

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Can partners comment whether Pwc is having another round of layoffs. This is so scary! Shouldn't they rid of partners who can't sell first?! Or pause hiring? Opp. cost to find and train talent again?

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We’re hiring across a variety of roles. If one on our site catches your eye - happy to refer if you DM! 😊

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My company IPG, IPG health/ FCB health is hiring, if you’re interested, curious, need a referral. Please DM me and I’ll be happy to assist :)

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#Capgemini is hiring
email me:
ranjithmgj@gmail.com with code for referrals

961661-Junior Scrum Master
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945628 - Project Manager

Location - Pune/Hyderabad/Chennai

5 years experienced.

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Hi Guys,

I have 11YOE overall. I am doing a CSM & PM(PMP) role for past 4Y

CCTC - 11LPA
Already got an offer of 15LPA

Atteending further more interview
How much should I quote as my ECTC ?
Pls hlp

Thanks!

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Hello Fishes...

Any openings for Guidewire QA in ur organization.. please let me know !!

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Hello travel buddies! I have recently started travel hacking and currently have the Chase Sapphire Preferred, Capital One Venture, Marriott Bonvoy Boundless, and Citi Premier Cards. Please comment if you would like a referral link for any of these!

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Hi everyone!
I currently work for Graybar Electric as a Project Specialist. Over the past few months, I’ve been training some of the new employees and it’s really inspired me to want to move into a operations training and development or a leadership position. Unfortunately, there isn’t a lot of room for growth where I’m at. I’m hoping to make new connections and see where this new endeavor takes me, if anyone would be so kind as to refer me. Here’s a picture of our family dog for some likes ❤️

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Looking forward to this Q&A tomorrow night. Make sure and message me any questions you want me to ask. Talk soon!

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Hi Fishes,

I'm looking for a Salesforce Developer opportunity

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Hi ,
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How much time Accenture takes to come back after some one clears the tech round?

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Anyone in NYC (lower manhattan) looking to sublet their furnished 1BR/Studio April 10-June 10 (flexible)?

Digital/integrated advertising is the future I hear. Any fishies here dreading it? I work for a mainline agency that’s now trying to position itself as an integrated agency and forcing us to write Instagram reels and posts. 😖 I was born 3 decades too late. *clutches The Copy Book tighter*

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Starting with our very first IVF cycle this week and kinda nervous 🤞
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anyone wearing nosepin while going office ?

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Who are the best senior female creatives in Denver and Boulder? Let’s see some portfolio links...

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Fti 🐠, what is the salary band for a senior director in forensic and litigation consulting?

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6/14 Check-In! Feeeling excited today cuz I got a new badge 🤩 What are you all up to today?

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I prepared a presentation for an interview with a sales leader, it went well and I was offered a final interview with regional manager. The sales leader I interviewed with gave me a bunch of feedback, but said to find out information about tech stack, which I for some reason, didn’t consider. I come to find out that deep, hidden within the website of the hypothetical client, they use the service already. Do I roll into the final interview and play dumb or do i present and then come clean?

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What are some roles you have seen sales people successfully transition to (from tech/SaaS)?

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Additional Posts in #OverheardAtWork

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

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"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

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Alright, Fishbowl - whats the juiciest gossip you heard this week at work?

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Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

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In today’s meeting when asked if we’re working on #Juneteenth, a new Federal holiday as of 2022…
Someone challenged this by saying “We work on Columbus Day”
Likeeee are you talking about Columbus that stole land from indigenous ppl?!

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Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

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From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

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I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

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So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

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“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

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“Leaders choose everyday who they will be in the face of opportunities and challenges.”

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I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

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“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

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“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

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Positive story: I am working as Software Developer at Amdocs and recently company came up with unlimited vacation days policy to maintain the work life balance.

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“Bad news, we’ve had to eliminate the position that we were supposed to finalize your promotion to. Good news, your current position is still available and the prestige of your current role is now increased”
Not the money, not the title, bonus or anything, but oh the prestige.

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OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

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“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

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I was recently promoted, and now part of my team report to me. I'm now able to see their pay rates and I am honestly so disappointed in the company. Especially since we just gave annual raises in Feb, plus we can all see where the money is going and it's not to the employees. Makes me sick

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