Client: You know that sea of sameness you’re always talking about? We’re most comfortable there.

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Sometimes the clients market is there. While this makes for a great hottake, it might just be a client knowing their clientele ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Why stand out when you can blend in, right?

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