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Lmao who’s this idi0t? Hope he’s getting reposts so he can stop looking for an illegal unicorn

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I stopped reading at “guy”

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Lol this has to be a joke! I’m curious to see what those comment say though lol

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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This is how I feel!!!

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I woke up today tired.

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Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

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I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
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I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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