I’m at the point that I start trembling every time I get an email alert. It’s the little things piling up that is getting to me. The to do list full of, “send emails to X about Y,” “follow-up re this,” “revise the 100 small things the baby lawyer drafted.” Tasks that might take 15 minutes to an hour individually, but all together it’s a lot. I’m the bottle neck. I’m the one who needs to move these things along. But there’s always something bigger and more urgent. Nothing’s ever FINISHED.

Being at home with your mother... the ultimate room service.

Child on my flight playing a learning game with no head phones. "Touch the h... Awesome!" Once we're in the air it will be "touch that Q one more time and I'm breaking your game"

When my maternity leave is the only "real" vacation I've had in years

When you are staff and your seniors review everything you do, change a tiny bit, and take as if they did it to present to others, feels like a surrogate mother.

There has been a baby crying in the office for the past 10 min. Who. The fuck.

Lol you know he's the one when his dirty talk is "Baby, I'm from MBB." #nohate #allfun

Confession: I'm a new mom traveling and nursing my baby (pumping at work). I'm starting to think the reason I still nurse is to leave the 20 person conf room and go sit in a quiet room for 20 mins.

Fuck you Berkeley Missouri police and you Mother fucking speed trap on I-70. Joke is on you I'm here every week so I'll make that court date...

Kinda sick of boomers & gen xers hating on millennials. I'm 30 and value life over work. I'm not some lazy kid who lives with his parents. STFU old people. Your debt addiction fucked our country.

Which work-paper is "your baby"

Thought I was pregnant with twins, turns out I just got fat #manprobz

Overheard on the flight: old white male says to an Asian lady: 'cute china doll you have there' in reference to her baby. Asian lady's response: we are not Chinese nor from China.

About to take an offer at EY. Want a baby soon and saw the great news about increased parental leave. Question is, can u use vacation time consecutively with it? Right now most on leave take 5 months

I have a food baby and all I want to do is 😴💤

After busy season - people leave or people get pregnant

"So just like they say to look to the mother before choosing a wife, take a peek at your bosses to see what the future holds for you" LOL

When the girl you are dating takes you babysit her cousin's baby 👶🏻

i told the woman refusing to parent in the row behind me that if her little hellion kicked my seat once more i was going to tell him more about christmas than any 6 year old should know... solved

Ughhhhh go back to sleep! Kid woke up at 5:30 and I'm not ready for this day to start. Need to sleep.

EY senior manager busted for child porn on his laptop and thumbdrive. Arrested at manhattan office. smh

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