When you're at the office past 7 and feel like dinner should just be served to you on a mother f'in golden platter
No idea when I'm quitting but I can't wait to send my ready-made "farewell" email draft. Had this baby ready for the last 3 months.
Took a kid from my college out to coffee for recruiting and he ordered a small coffee cuz he didn't know what the cap was. Made him reorder
First week training power point has scatterplot slide and kid raises his hand and tells the whole class that it looks like an "inappropriate splatter"
LAX-JFK redeye with screaming child in business the whole way... makes for a great 9am with the client COO
Which work-paper is "your baby"
Males: you've been with a girl for more than 2 years, she visits you at your home and spends time with your mother, you see a future with her... Do you still put it off till you're the "right age"?
There were suprisingly a good amount of hot and probably virile guys on my flight. If men can get pregnant by getting eye-f*cked from head to toe, I would be a proud parent of many many children.
Just boarded my flight. The kid behind me is counting to 100 for some unknown reason. What are the odds he makes it to 100 before I throat punch him?
About to take an offer at EY. Want a baby soon and saw the great news about increased parental leave. Question is, can u use vacation time consecutively with it? Right now most on leave take 5 months
The energetically laughing child asking "por que" nonstop and giggling needs to come with a mute button this early in the am.
"So just like they say to look to the mother before choosing a wife, take a peek at your bosses to see what the future holds for you" LOL
If you're breathing heavily in a call, I don't care if you have asthma, are out walking, trying to catch your flight, are pregnant, etc., I'm just going to assume you are having sex.
baby crying on this flight...please... STOP
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Not crashing anymore.
How many first year analysts here started as interns? What did you guys do to get those jobs?
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Maybe we should implement something like automatic posts refresh? I got a notification about "someone like mypost" but it isn't displaying at the post title...
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When you make plans for the night you're flying home and you're told to change your flight to get 2 more hours out of work done (work you could have easily done on the plane anyway)
Best photo you have taken- travel, pet, kids, etc.
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