Alrighty then listen up fish whiskers….daddy needs a job and I mean now now. Background is in finance of 10 years and looking for any pricing/forecasting roles or anything back office. I have 4 kids and their future depends on your help. Help me win this battle of unemployment and I promise you I will give you the best massage you have ever had. Or if you’re a bourbon drinker then I’ll let you have some of my EH Taylor. Or if you need someone to vent to I can be your guy.

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Hope something comes your way. Humor in the face of adversity is always an asset. Ignore those who obviously are having a bad Monday and want you to have one, too.

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Wish i had a job to give you, this is the energy we need

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Wtf who are you talking to. You sure aren't my daddy

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Not with this attitude

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Fish whiskers 🤣

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Love your energy

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Been unemployed for several months now. Have to keep the mind strong during these times

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4 kids from how many different moms, daddyio?

(Only kidding, folks. Only kidding…)

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🤣🤣all from one mom

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This is not the way..

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I love this way

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It’s clear why you are not employed

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Any specific city or state OP? Might help refine the search.
I don’t have a job to offer you and know the market is though right now. Hang in there!

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Dallas Tx

Ppl are too stiff out here like relax lol. Ops attitude is positive and funny. Nothing to offer here unfortunately but I wish you the best. Some of you above need to relax and loosen up my lord.

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Riveron is hiring.. used to work there. Wasn’t for me but they pay the bills.

https://jobs.lever.co/riveron/6088ffc0-0db7-4658-a5df-d3498a5b4b7a

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With this proposition, you may be able to get a zaddy role or catch a sugar mama at best. No finance role leads coming your way.

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Idk how the Mrs will feel about this but I will consider this option

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Best of luck, OP. Unemployment is a bitch

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Will you comfort me?

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Yes I will 🛌

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Love your attitude and energy OP. You got this!

By the way I see so many finance roles in Dallas open on LinkedIn. Have you diagnosed where you are hitting a wall?
- not getting the first interview? (Get your resume reviewed, have the right keywords. ensure you're using the right process of applying by reaching out to hiring team folks on LinkedIn etc.)
- not passing the HR screen (Have a clear practiced pitch of how your background meets the role requirements)
- not passing first round interviews?
- not passing final interview?
- something else?

Get structured about where you are falling short, and attack the problem. We'll be happy to help you problem solve and come up with a plan of action. Good luck!

Ouch. Your turn is coming! Keeo the faith.

Any role in Accenture you find I’ll refer you to

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