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The dictionary thinks that a team is two or more people working together.
Maybe you would be more comfortable referring to your team as a collective of autonomous individuals aligned in executing the work items outlined in the statement of work. CAIAEAWIOSW for short.
It's a mouthful but then you won't insult the sports gods.
I'm going to start using the word platoon to describe my team. "Client, we have 6 grunts (analysts) ready and set to deliver a MOAD (mother of all decks) by 1900. If anything comes up we have some artillery (off shore) to take the flak off our backs. Over and out." - managing general
It’s “over” or “out,” never both. Managing Generals are useless!
Any other married people who feel insulted whenever a term like “partner” is used in consulting? It always seems fake to me, despite well intentions
No but slightly offended you’re comparing military personnel to athletes 😂
That's awesome! I met one other in commerical cyber at KPMG and then he left. So I'm just chilling motivating and driving my teams.
No
Wtf
Everything in consulting is fake, realize that and all the BS is easier to swallow
No because Im an adult
I know there are no dumb questions, but....
As a dad to an extremely spoiled dog and a couple succulents, I also get offended when people call their team their “work family”
Man I just spit my wine out. Succulents? You’re the MVP!
As offended as when people compare football players to gladiators. Then I start wondering, "Where are the lions?"
... and Tigers, and Bears...oh my!
What are you talking about OP I'd take a bullet for my PPMD.
OP - Screw the cube jockeys* bruh, I know exactly what you are saying. I played D3 slow pitch teeball and I’d die for my teammates (not like really die like military but like I’d give up a bud light for one of them).
*Are jockeys part of a team? Can a horse be a teammate?
How does this insult you? Lmao
Man, rip this dude
It’s the same reason they call McDonald’s fry cooks team members instead of employees. Sounds better
A exec once told me business is like "war" and a "war zone." I instantly thought of Andy Bernard from the office. And I laughed in his face.
Ppl so sensitive these days 🤣
OP- yeah sorta get where you’re coming from but can’t say “team” is a trigger... coming from college football where every game was an “all out” mentality, there is a sort of fakeness to the urgency of business situations. Like my “all out” changed from making sure I didn’t get violently crushed in front of 100k people, to making sure my footnotes are in the right order. I mean come on. Can’t imagine from a military context, we used to do training sessions with Navy Seals and those guys were maniacs haha all out/ team to them means a different thing entirely.
Agree here. OP is getting mauled for this, but I had the same background and thoughts when I first started as a 21 YO. Grew out of it by 22.
Some things you just keep to yourself because no one else cares...