This is the creepiest thread I've ever seen. At one point, he says marriage is more like parenting a daughter and says a husband needs to be the father his wife never had...Has anyone ever read anything so...icky? (BTW, check the comments for the AI generated image this guy decided was appropriate)

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This dude definitely needs investigating. I suggest starting with checking who might be chained up in his basement

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Yes it is his wife, that was the joke

Why would someone make and share this?

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We found the OP, he works at Deloitte

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I think chatGPT threw up in its own mouth when it created this.

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Ew…well “Elonaires” nuff said 🤮

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How do we get Dustin Poynter (RedFlagGuy) to see this for a video?

WOW

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Brainrot LinkedIn is always a wild ride. Crazy we share the world with these nimrods.

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Holy cow. This is the most illustrative example of LinkedIn’s decline that I have ever seen

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At this point I’m waiting to see some LinkedIn fool so desperately starved for attention they post that murdering a colleague is okay!

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I wonder if he makes his wife call him daddy

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Elon + millionaire = Elonaire, enough said.

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He’s a ‘high value’ man with zero organically developed relationships to lean on. Spends his 4 figure salary on fortnight skins.. but sure give women more evidence of why we are growing increasingly more and more impatient when thought farts like this are expressed online and unchallenged.

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throwing up

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As a woman, I feel like this could be legit advice for certain situations, but definitely not a good generalization, and DEFINITELY not appropriate to be posting on LinkedIn lol… what the hell Elonaires

I'm immensely curious about what situation you think calls for this?

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So how long has this dud

Keep in mind there’s plenty of people with mental illnesses as well as non Americans with no social skills on there

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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My 4 year old asked me today what a boss is. What’s the best LinkedIn Cringe response?

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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