This is the creepiest thread I've ever seen. At one point, he says marriage is more like parenting a daughter and says a husband needs to be the father his wife never had...Has anyone ever read anything so...icky? (BTW, check the comments for the AI generated image this guy decided was appropriate)

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This dude definitely needs investigating. I suggest starting with checking who might be chained up in his basement

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Yes it is his wife, that was the joke

Why would someone make and share this?

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We found the OP, he works at Deloitte

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I think chatGPT threw up in its own mouth when it created this.

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Ew…well “Elonaires” nuff said 🤮

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How do we get Dustin Poynter (RedFlagGuy) to see this for a video?

WOW

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Brainrot LinkedIn is always a wild ride. Crazy we share the world with these nimrods.

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Holy cow. This is the most illustrative example of LinkedIn’s decline that I have ever seen

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At this point I’m waiting to see some LinkedIn fool so desperately starved for attention they post that murdering a colleague is okay!

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I wonder if he makes his wife call him daddy

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Elon + millionaire = Elonaire, enough said.

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He’s a ‘high value’ man with zero organically developed relationships to lean on. Spends his 4 figure salary on fortnight skins.. but sure give women more evidence of why we are growing increasingly more and more impatient when thought farts like this are expressed online and unchallenged.

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throwing up

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As a woman, I feel like this could be legit advice for certain situations, but definitely not a good generalization, and DEFINITELY not appropriate to be posting on LinkedIn lol… what the hell Elonaires

I'm immensely curious about what situation you think calls for this?

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So how long has this dud

Keep in mind there’s plenty of people with mental illnesses as well as non Americans with no social skills on there

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