Anyone wanna date me? Imma chick and yes I’m not just office hot HAHAH

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Pls set up mtg. Thx.

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It’s been a while since OP responded to this thread. Either she’s busy on a super important call or she’s b*lls deep in SM1’s DM after his strong statement/flex.

Let’s see how it plays out folks.

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The volume of haha’s in all caps says a lot. Not a good or bad thing, but definitely a certain vibe

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I just know how to have fun ☺️

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Take it to the singles bowl

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A tax consultant calling out to professionals thus in the middle of tax season is akin to the Sirens crooning sweetly to the sailors of yore. The starting scenes of a horror movie...

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Damn gotta get me one of those

Office hot. That sounds like what we used to refer to as “army hot” or “deployment hot” which was really not hot at all

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Haha gotta cover my bases! Still look good binging on Netflix in pjs with McNuggets

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Okay can confirm OP is actually hot, not office hot 🥵

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Ummm no.

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I respect that

Anyone remember the Director or MD that was posting borderline nudes on here like a year ago?

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Gawddamn ballsy

This is a great example of the subtleties of communication. Because while, on the surface, there’s nothing wrong with OP, there are lots of weirdly intense things. HAHAHAHHA is not the laughter of a stable person, even though it’s basically the same as haha

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Fatal Attraction...

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Do you have a cat?

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Some of you dog people are so weird. Why can't I like cats, and why do I have to like your smelly, drooly dogs???

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Pic

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HAHAHAH if I was still a consultant at that age I’d be hella worried

Post a pic, we’ll see if you’re office hot or actually hot

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Dm me yours first 😉

🧐

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**Nancy Pelosi claps**

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I am confident that I can change your life with 5 slides and a date

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Do you need an ambulance?

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I’m married

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To me?

What the heck is office hot?

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Reminds me of the song: The Most Beautiful Girl by Flight of the Conchords

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Don't mind me, just flexing

💪😎

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Two peas in a pod

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