As a man (with the originally-issued equipment), I pee sitting down, so that my hands are free to reply to emails and slack messages. It’s just more efficient.

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My dad says he pees sitting down at night so he doesn’t wake my mom up. And I am a woman so know nothing other, but I will say it’s just nice to be able to rest on a seat for a second with no one bothering you.

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Chivalry isn’t dead

10000000% at home - almost always pee sitting down

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home is where you get to be your truest self

I feel as if I’ve found my community here. Happy new year all!

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No rogue splashing if you sit down. Not sure week people hate on it so much

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Cant take 30 seconds to have some alone time with your weiner?

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We say hello when we’re off the clock

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I sit down too.

I have a fear of wetting the seat or floor so it’s easier for me to aim sitting. Also, as CD1 said, feels nice to take a seat. It isn’t called a RESTroom for nothing.

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Same. Peeing sitting down at home so I don’t have to worry about aim and miss, especially in the middle of the night when I am half asleep. So much easier and I get to keep my toilet cleaner without the splash.

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All this time I thought I was peeing alone! I started peeing sitting down at night, to avoid turning the light on, then it grew to all day, every day.

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Each of us WKers has 11 Lions, 3 Solid Gold records, the freshest breath, and an extra finger or toe (depending on discipline). So you should listen.

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This post has been living in my head rent free for days and more and more of my trips to the porcelain include me taking a seat.

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I’ll sit down if I’m eating something.

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Now it’s a party

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Do you squat on public seats, or do you enjoy the feeling of foreign porcelain against your thighs?

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Pretty much everything you need to know about the state of WFH.

Nearly always at home. Never as a guest or in public unless it’s a “3”.

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