Idk how there are people having kids when I can barely remember where I left my keys.

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I forgot to shake the formula in the bottle the other night before giving it to my one of my sons. I have another on the way too.

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Who the hell can afford a kid these days? Requires generational wealtg

My brother had his first while making $45k/yr and his wife was a SAHM. I am about to have my 3rd at 30 and make $250k and my wife is a SAHM.

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