Overheard…birds chirping in your zoom call. You’re not fooling anyone with that Zoom background going into the long weekend! Enjoy 🤷‍♂️

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Systems Engineer (JR154545)-6-8 years previous Salesforce application development or support with a minimum 300-seat environment handling full scope of CRM, case management, and platform maintenance. Salesforce Administrator (201) and Platform Developer I

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Finally had a breakdown over infertility this AM and trying to pull myself together for Zoom. My tests are fine, but husband can’t deliver during my fertile window. I feel so hopeless with every month that goes by, and he doesn’t have any sense of urgency when HE is the one who wants kids more than I do. Just needed to vent.

How are you teaching middle or high school chorus in the fully virtual realm? I’m looking for new ideas and techniques. I hate that my choirs can only sing on Zoom with everyone muted...that’s the opposite of choral singing :-(

I need to do a timeline with lots of information over a long period of time. I wanted to that in Tableau, but partner will not pay license and data is sensitive so I cannot use Tableau public.
Do you have suggestions?
The requirements are the following:
- No online input data upload (so local editing)
- The produced output file must be local and easily exportable and readable
-timeline must be interactive (filter/click/zoom in/out/view detals etc.)
- free

Any kind of help is really appreciated

IBM started to drop the mail for join Slack etc. and the mail for laptop request for new hire .

What if I don't join on the last day or deny to join on last day ? Because still need to decide between two offers .

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I have a zoom interview coming up and I'm not sure how to go about properly asking about compensation if it is not my desired salary/pay. Does anyone have any tips about how to do so?

All my office has done about C19 is check everyone has Slack on their computer, just in case things get worse. Should I worry? Or is this normal for the UK right now?

When is it either allowed or seen as OK to start using FTO? I recently started here and while I’m not looking to slack off and take time off, I just want to know how it works. (Plus, I don’t want to not use something that I can or should use.) Elementary stuff, I know. But I’ve freelanced my whole career until now. Thanks

Hey guys! I just received luckily enough two offer from two big companies: one as a Senior UX in SAP Concur and another one at Microsoft as a Designer II in Microsoft Teams. The role matters until a certain point to me. What does it matter is career and learning perspectives. Do you have any previous experience with one of the two companies? All feedback or comment is very much appreciated, thank you!

How do you mute someone on Skype? Asking for myself cause my coworker is annoying.

What are the zoom happy hours for work like? I have one today that I don’t want to attend but feel like I have to

Has anyone had a client request zoom and virtual house showings?

What are some good online communities (on Discord, Slack, etc) to join as a designer? Want to connect with fellow designers, possibly work on hobby projects together, etc... There seem to be quite a few for newbies in the space but looking for ones that aren't predominantly students/designers in training

Read this on Bored Panda: Just Had A Zoom Job Interview, And The Recruiter Asked Me To ‘Show Her Around The Room

Does anyone else feel bad or guilty when they don’t have something delivered on time not because of yourself but client and external delays?

Do a lot of you actually have people you know and love who love you back to go to when you get depressed? Part of this for me has been feeling dead inside. I don’t feel a connection to anyone or thing

Can we take leaves while serving NP?

Is joining amdocs as java developer is bad ? they said i will be working on legacy systems to make them transform into new tech ? is it true And can we say no to project when joined or change project in amdocs?

I stay at Amanora, Pune and go for a walk every evening. Let me know if anyone (women) can join me

What kind of work does Analyst - data science folks gets to work here at Accenture and what is the salary range and experience level required??

I'm planning a NorthAm wide company launch and looking for tips and tricks, especially interested in how to gain wide reach and Canadian market specific insights (on startup budget). Thoughts?

Hello guys,

Need your suggestions.

Will Maersk provide Work From Home ?

Please provide some insight about Work life balance, Job security

Any thoughts on the best certifications to get in order to help move forward? I have considered the CCP from World at Work, but it’s fairly pricey to get by the time you wrap up everything. I was looking at both SHRM-CP and SPHR. Everyone that I have spoken to has the SHRM, but that’s also only looking at individuals in a small geographic footprint and within 3-4 different companies. I was hoping to get some thoughts on this from others? Thanks

How are the areas around white rock lake to buy an investment property? Any suggestions appreciated!

Northern Credit Union

PwC CMAAS or KPMG FDD? I have no idea what to pick, just sick of audit.

I am thinking of traveling from VA to NYC and NYC to Montreal, then Toronto to Michigan and then back to VA from michigan from Oct to mid November.. Any recommendations for scenic drives ( fall colors) or attractions along the way...can I see Northern lights in Canada at that time of the year?

From Los Angeles, looking to get into the vending machine side gig. Any advice for someone just starting?

I just want to go home and eat cheese.

Random question, my boss wants me to become a notary so I can handle notarizing all of the official documents myself. Has anyone else been asked to do this for their employer? Is it ethical?

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

"There's no whining in baseball!", said very seriously and earnestly ..... to the office dog.

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

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Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?