My team is shifting from Zoom to Horizon Workrooms and I hate it. Why do I have to be social in order to get my coding done?

like

People who make loud gulping noises into their zoom mics need to be fired on the spot

likefunny
Share this 🔥 post

Wow. I look soooo much worse on Zoom than I do in photos or in the mirror. Wow.

Help me.

likefunny
Share this 🔥 post

Hey Guys,

Has anyone been in CREDIT SUISEE or worked in past.? Can someone tell me Hiring process.
I had completed DevOps Challenge , Now a Skype interview is scheduled. I want some suggestions and insights. 🥺

like

How do you follow up when someone told you to slack them when you’re up for staffing but then didn’t reply? Don’t want to be pushy

like

Who here has been following the Teams / Slack chats at their client(s) this #log4j #log4shell weekend?

1. Are you pleasantly surprised how efficient and coordinated the various teams at each client have been with staying on top of it and handling it like pros?

2. Have you offered to help?

like

Any slack community or groups related to management consulting which I can join? Pls DM links

like

Does slack have an office in India?

like

Better to join Salesforce or Slack? Thoughts on long term growth of Slack?

like

Outlook on Slack? Good company to join?

like

Better to join salesforce or slack?

like

Salesforce or slack to join?

like

Will Lara fire 15% of us over a conference zoom call by end of May 2023? Only time will tell.

funnylike

Best Slack groups to join? HR/TA or anything related

like

What the junior client sounds like with their constant chiming in with all their “insights and learnings,” while I sit on this Zoom call hungover from the company holiday party the night before.

Post Photo
likefunny

Had an interview today and was 5 mins late due to zoom technical issues, which I profusely apologized the interviewer for, plus told him ‘I just saw on the news that xyz entered xyz market’ to which he replied ‘yea we did that 3 years ago, that’s old news’ 🥴 hmm god save me from this point.

funny
Share this 🔥 post

It's been 20+ months of remote. The world had changed. Accept it.

How to be a competative employer in the New Normal:

-Remote completely
-Yearly company wide team building week in an exotic resort (think Deloitte University) + Quarterly team based meetup at a WeWork
-WFH setup & wifi / cell phone paid + $X stipend for coffee / lunch etc. Virtual hh.
-training budget
-good team culture and reasonable WLB
-holiday time shut down for min 1 week
-leverage Slack, GSuite, Jira, Asana, etc

likehelpfulfunnysmart

Has anyone exited to Slack’s customer success group? Would love to hear about your interview/application experience.

like

Has anyone interviewed for a Slack BizOps role? I have one coming up and would really appreciate the help (this is my dream company!) Salesforce Slack

like

Tips on how to manage up? I’m staffed on a project with an underperforming PM. He’s a higher level than me but came in from industry so I have more experience. His performance has been poor on other projects too, which other PMs have warned me about. He’s constantly away on Zoom, takes hours to reply to messages, takes over a day to reply to partner requests, and has done pretty much zero work so it’s all fallen on me even tho we have equal staffing. I want to ensure project success. Any tips?

like

It’s awards season for Scroogiest Company of the year! Time for Q4 cuts and gotcha just kidding about them bonuses haha memorable moments.

I’ll go first-
Argonaut just laid off a lot of people right before the Dec. 9th bonus dispersal date that was promised for folks who had been employed since March 2020. Those crazy kids! Always up to something silly!

Gonna go ahead and say though that Better is still narrowly in first place after the Zoom firing holiday Xmas special. Who else?

like

Is anyone else attending dbt's virtual conference, Coalesce, this week? Do you have any favorite presentations? Here is an entertaining one "Down with Data Science" that does a great job of breaking down what companies really need before they can even support data science. Oh and definitely check out the Slack thread for some hilarious memes!coalesce.getdbt.com/talks/down-with-the-phrase-data-scientist/

like

Anyone else get the Zoom invite from Kellogg this morning?

like

What is your take on Better Mortgage CEO Who fired 900 people over a zoom call?

like

Better .com fired their whole diversity and Inclusion team over zoom. Do you think they weren’t seeking the increased profits attributable to D+I that many consulting firms promised?

likefunny

What do y'all wear to virtual zoom interviews?

like

Day 1 at new company (FAANG), most folks signed off Slack prior to 6pm, is this a good sign that WLB might be ok?

like

Do you take your zoom job interviews in your office? Hard to schedule video interviews when you’re going into work.

like

How I feel after being on an hour-long zoom call and only saying “good morning” and “bye” 😮‍💨

Post Photo
likefunnyupliftingsmarthelpful

Infosys has openings on below mention skill set. If you are interested please share your resume to parish.galaiya@infosys.com

Location : Pune, Bangalore, Hyderabad
Experience : 2 to 7 years.

Skills : linux #media professional #androiddevelopment #azurecloud #automation network engineer #sdwan #golangdeveloper #reactjsjobs #skype for business #dotnetdevelopment #apriso #csharpdeveloper #devops consultant #javadeveloperjobs #UC expert #plm developer #pythondeveloper

like
like

Accepted two jobs and they both have training around the exact same time, on zoom. Even if I push back one job another week, the training times still conflict. I accepted two jobs based upon the income that I need and nothing else being out there. Any suggestions?

like

Zoom call drinking game:

Heavy lift: 1 drink
Fire drill: 1 drink
Longest pole in the tent: 3 drinks
Learning opportunity: Give notice

likefunny

I'm looking for suggestions I started earlier a tech support business for usa and canada even uk as well but there was lot of challenges came I am working on it also now I started a business similar to zoom car but it's convenient and in budget of those customers who can not afford the huge charges. Need you options will helpful

like

So, I’ve recoded a few of my Zoom meetings.

On days when I just need me time and I have freetime during the work week. I close my office door, play the pre-recorded meetings, turn up my speakers, and just open a book because everyone at home knows not to disturb me when I’m in a meeting.

likefunny

Let's settle this once and for all. Teams or Slack. Support your answer, especially if you've used both extensively.

like

Got a zoom link for interview. Checked zoom link about 1 hour before interview time to ensure it works. Turns out it’s the link to the interviewer’s room where he’s holding an unrelated meeting with other people, there was no passcode, so I quickly exited. No webcam or audio on from my side. Cause for concern? I would think best practice is private zoom link with code to enter…

like

1 month long enough for Italy, Greece, and Turkey? Contemplating taking 2 months, but I found a first class ticket on my miles. I guess I could break the trip up and go back. Something is bound to go wrong at work, but everything is via internet and zoom now.

like

Related Posts

What is McK London WFH policy now? Is it still work from home any number of days of the week you want and project allow or have to go in a couple of times a week?

like

I'm trying to buy a bigger than normal whiteboard for my home office: any recommendations?

like

Which one is better?
24 LPA - wfh in himachal
38 LPA - work from office in Noida

like

Hello RSM coworkers! I am thrilled to be moving to RSM into a Scheduler roll. I just found out yesterday and want to be as prepared as possible in the next steps.

So here are my questions.

How long does the background study take? I'm guessing admin staff have a study that is faster and less complicated than someone in Tax ect.

When training at home what did you need that wasn't supplied by RSM? My home office is well stocked but I want to be as prepared as possible.

Thanks in advance!

likefunny

Fishes,
Does UST has office in Kolkata? Pls let me know if anyone working in Kolkata or doing WFH. Need to discuss accordingly in HR round.

like
like

Which companies are providing complete remote opportunities offering 30L+ Fixed? Atlassian ? Not looking for startup/service based companies, Fintech or Product Based Companies only. Developer (5,years of experience) Java Spring

like

I’ve very fortunate to have a new job. I wanted WFH, but I guess it wasn’t in the cards. Do you think people who work from home are that much happier?

likesmarthelpfulupliftingfunny
like

(1/2) I started a new job less than a month ago at a large firm with a significant pay increase. I work remotely- which is a special arrangement. They paid for my travel to their headquarters for in-person training. After interacting with my manager and some of the attorneys, I feel like I made a mistake. Manager is demeaning and rude. A bunch of the attorneys dropped not so subtle hints that people who work from home are causing all kinds of problems. I don’t know what to do.

like

Hello guys,

Can you please confirm whether PWC advisory provides WFH ,whether it's permanent or in hybrid mode?

like

Has anyone ever had any luck applying for a hybrid job and convincing them to let you work fully remote? I'm seeing a lot of hybrid postings for my role but not a lot of fully remote ones.

like

Any tips for how to stand out when submitting resumes online to an F50? I have started sending my resume to in-house jobs and it’s hard to even get a response from most listings. I have tried being targeted (e.g., applying to in-house M&A roles and not just any in-house role) and adjusting my resume for particular listings (e.g., highlighting experiences of interest to the company). For a number of places, I have indicated that I am looking for a remote position, which is maybe a negative.

like

Looking for permanent work from home job. My profile is of Digital Marketer & my experience is 3.5 years.
Any lead would be helpful.

like

Hello, Can anyone help here in deciding. I have offer from
Publicis Sapient -- x fixed + 2 lakh bonus
EPAM Systems -- x+5 fixed +1 lakh bonus
Paytm -- x+ 7 fixed + 1 lakh bonus
Coforge -- x + 5 fixed + 3 lakh bonus
I have 10.7 years experience , i m in Devops profile I have 50 days notice period remaining.
I am thinking for Epam or Sapient but both are giving less than Paytm.
Should i negotiate with Sapient or Epam ?
My concern mainly is related to job security and work-from home.

like

I have offer from Kpmg and Deloitte and I prefer wfh. Do let me know which one to join?
And other benefits too.

like

Are there any virtual / remote work friendly high tech patent litigation shops?

like

Additional Posts

What are the levels at Slalom? How do they correlate with EY levels. Pay Range for Senior and Manager?

like

30th birthday coming up in December and would love to do it big, I haven’t celebrated a lot of birthdays in the past. Would love to skydive over the palm in Dubai, with that in mind, anyone have recs on where to stay and things to do in Dubai for 4-6 days? TIA

like

I recently visited for the first time the Santiago Bernabeu stadium, the stadium of the world-famous Real Madrid team, and despite being a physical engineer, I can not help but recognize that civil engineers are magicians, my congratulations to them.

like

Does FANGG allow for fully remote positions? What kind of roles can I get with a background in IP litigation?

Meeting with the hiring manager again. I already got the offer but trying to get a better feel for role and team. Any questions you wish you asked before accepting the job?

like

If your industry is severely impacted by covid, how is your leadership reacting? Are you seeing more cross-industry collaboration?

Every consultant would be Thor.

Post Photo
likefunny

What sites/tools do you use to create and maintain your portfolio site?

like

Just closed on my first apartment and want to check on tipping etiquette for home owners in NYC so I can budget. I have a 400 sq ft studio in a ~80 unit building in Gramercy. There is a staff team of 8-9 people. How much should I plan on tipping around the holidays? I’ve heard that owners usually tip more than renters but not sure by how much.

like

Reason #101 why noise canceling headphones & drinks are critical (when status can’t solve travel nightmares)

Post Photo
likefunnysmart

Anyone negotiate severance?

like

Hi all, has anyone temporarily transferred to the Canadian office of their firm and done the Canadian PR application while they were there on work visa?

like

La#de lag gye

Post Photo
funnylike

Hello, I've been working as a Healthcare Consultant for over 4 years now & I am currently a Consulting Manager near the Philadelphia area seeking an opportunity in NYC. Anyone know anything avail?

like

Can anyone please tell me what’s the expected salary range for Risk Analyst Role. Thank you.

like

What happens if I over contributed to 401k because of a job change ? How do I adjust ?

like

Hey Fishes

I will be joining Barclays Pune office in December.

I just wanted to know about salary account, do they need account in any specific bank or any banks old account would work?

like

[I140 app. for Green card transfer] I have an approved i140 application at my previous employer. I have been at Google for 1.5 years and haven't started the GC transfer process here yet.
In an ideal world, I would be quitting this job and moving somewhere else that aligns better with my professional goals in the next 3 months.
Does it mandate me to have transfered my GC to Google or should I wait for the offer confirmation from the new employer and do it once for all there?

like

Anyone at UBER willing to provide a referral or recruiter connection for a Senior Strategy & Ops Manager opportunity.

Happy to provide more information via DM.

Background: Strategy Consultant with 8+ YOE.

like

How do you wind down after a rough day?

like
That was just a preview…
Sign Up to see all discussions
  • Discover what it’s like to work at companies from real professionals
  • Get candid advice from people in your field in a safe space
  • Chat and network with other professionals in your field
Sign up in seconds to unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.

Already a user?
Login here

Share

Embed this post

Copy and paste embed code on your site

Preview

Download the
Fishbowl app

See what’s happening in your industry
from the palm of your hand.

A phone with Fishbowl app

Scan your QR code to download
Fishbowl app on your mobile

Download app

Sign up for free to view this conversation on Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Already have an account? Log in

Sign up for free to continue using Fishbowl

By continuing you agree to Terms of Use(New) and Privacy Policy(New)
Messaging rates may apply

Already have an account? Log in

For account settings, visit Fishbowl on Desktop Browser or

General

Legal