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I (F) know I was weird but how weird was I?

At a friend's birthday at an upscale lounge. Birthday girl's old high school friend (M) started talking about "eggs" (in the Spanish sense).

I then said, "You know, I saw this video once where a guy tied up another guy's eggs with rope so that they were really taut and then started hitting the eggs repeatedly with a fly swatter. I thought it might be a good idea but when I've bounced this off of straight guys they said NOOO."

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I don’t know what I’m reading here.

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Exactly what I was thinking

This is probably why you’re single, OP.

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S1 - well the guy didn't react badly...

Without reading the continued portion, I can say this was not a comment to be made in mixed company at a woman’s bday party.

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And I *STILL* can't find it! Reposting again...

What are eggs in the Spanish sense? Do you mean balls? Just say what you actually mean

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Yes, I mean balls, but I was afraid the algorithm would ding my post

THE FULL STORY (with some algo-speak to protect the innocent)

I know I was weird but how weird was I?

Was at a friend's birthday at an upscale lounge. Birthday girl's old high school friend (M) started talking about huevos and IIRC how they drop as men get older.

I then (I don't remember why) said, "You know, I saw this video once where a guy tied up another guy's huevos with rope so that they were really taut and then started hitting the guy's huevos repeatedly with a fly swatter. I thought it might be a good idea but when I've bounced this off of guys I was dating and they were like "NOOOOO."

Right after this happened I asked myself why I did this.

We were exchanging some banter, the story seemed to fit. He totally ran with it.

With that said it revealed that as a straight woman I took a glance at all-male Korn and got ideas from it. In fact I did say, "huevos are huevos, the orientation of the guy who possesses them is immaterial. If a gay man enjoys it then a straight man might enjoy it too if he could just get over himself and the baggage straight social norms (patriarchy) imposes on them. But I digress.

I also wondered if on some level I was revealing some sort of budding attraction to this guy. What would men think about being on the other side of this equation? I'd had a couple of drinks earlier in the night somewhere else and was in the middle of my 3rd drink. I didn't feel especially buzzed and don't feel like I was especially disinhibited. My actual male friends have heard worse when I was stone cold sober.

What say you (especially the menfolk)? How weird was I and what does this mean?

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This would not weird me out at all, if you were willing to try it I would even be willing to join haha😉

Helluva story

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