Am I the only one who admires this kid's honesty?

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🤣 I actually love this and will allow it! This is probably one of the funniest things I've seen on LinkedIn in ages.

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I think all of us should take linked in less seriously.

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The fact that he had B2B sales in there shows potential as a cringe master. Well done Mikey.

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It's pretty refreshing.

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