Anyone ever work in a restaurant and heard the phrase “If you time to lean, you have time to clean”? What’s the biglaw equivalent?

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If you’re not billing 15 hours a day, you’ve got time to take another deal anyway

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Wow, thanks!

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If you have time to chill, you have time to bill.

If you have time to cry, you have time for pie.

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If you’re not making me money, your bonus will be funny.

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If you've got time to sleep you've got time to weep.

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If you've got time to chill you better bill

Downtime? Not on my dime!

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If you’ve got time to twerk, you’ve got time to work.

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If you have time for Netflix you have time to pls fix

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This is awesome

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Not sure I like where these responses are headed lol

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