Have you ever accidentally tapped someone's boob/chest? Well that happened to me with my Director yesterday evening when I was at an event.it was totally an accident and i think i got pushed into her or something. Ughhh so weird & awkward. Im a girl btw🙄😑

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Unless you went "full motorboat" no harm/no foul. But never go full motorboat on execs - interns only.

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Way I see it, boobs are boobs and all humans have a varying level of breast tissue. Hope springs eternal that any reasonable person would be able to identify a genuine ‘oops, didn’t mean to bump into you like that’ versus a legit feelski attempt. But… that assumes a lot, beginning with any given person fitting the ‘reasonable’ definition. What a time we live in.

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I suspect this happens often, whether it’s a busy event, a night out, in a bar etc.

People who are in close proximity risk nudging others, and as long as it’s not intentional and accidental, I doubt any harm is done.

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Happened to me at a corporate event, it was the CEO 😳 it was a genuine accident

Does it matter if it was accidental?

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It’s not a big deal and I’m sure she’s totally forgotten by now. If you had grabbed it that might be a different story lol I’ve been accidentally grazed on a few occasions and it’s always something awkwardly funny. No big deal as long as it was an accident

Not your fault lol. You were pushed. Can’t help that. Just apologize and move on. Even if you feel weird, act like you don’t, and everything will be ok.

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