I mean, you’re not even offering 35K

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Offers have been sh!t lately....someone needs to call these recruiters on it.

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Don't know why she's moaning, he's giving her invaluable market insights that she'd not have if he followed her advice and politely declined 😂

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She should pay 35 large for a one way, all inclusive trip to a land where it's illegal to hurt people's feelings.

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Hey, he said "thanks".

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I’m going to start adding that in my emails…”please contact our billing department ASAP as your balance is currently at 20 large”

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I see somebody let their anger translator write.

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I love it! I’ve wanted to say that so many times!

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I am holding an offer of 18 LPA. They are not even matching it.

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Accenture 🐟

How difficult is it to get the top of the range listed in the job postings? Also, are what are standard sign on bonuses?

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ConsultingHumor’s Instagram page (364k followers) did a massive compensation survey for top consulting firms in the US and internationally. Several thousand respondents with base and bonus salary for all the top (and some smaller) firms. Can be used when negotiating your next raise or to see if you want to jump ship to another firm. You can download the full spreadsheet of data at consultinghumor (dot) org

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If minimum wage is increased to $15 dollars, what else do you think will be affected? Do you think other salaries will increase, do you think there will be a jump in prices, or will there be no changes besides less people in poverty?

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Will Deloitte india revise offer based on the current offer?

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Work a CTC of 30LPA, JL6, is it worth to go onsite like Canada or uk or Australia asking with a wife and kid?
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Any one has clarity on this this?

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I feel like such a failure. I know about imposter syndrome and I know everyone feels like a failure. But I suspect in my case I truly am. I feel like I am just not good enough. I have tried to do...

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I’ve worked at AT&T as a sales consultant for 6 years and 8 months where we prospect, uncover, and close on leads. I’ve used Salesforce for the past 4 years during my tenure. I’ve done B2B sales where I’ve received awards for it for 2 years consecutively. Loads of troubleshooting, uncovering needs through consultative styled selling, and tech app subscriptions.

I was wondering if I have the necessary skills to transition into a tech sales role. If so, what would be the best role/fit for me?Amazon Salesforce Google @

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😂😂 me working from home today

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Is there anything more pathetic than a sad dog 🥹

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Does Steve Ballmer own up to his mistakes at Microsoft these days?

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Recently sold my car on carvana. I had initially bought it using a loan from DCU. Now that carvana has paid me the balance after paying of the loan, i still see on the dcu app that I owe money to dcu. People that can relate, can you take me through next steps?

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Does anyone just wanna drink wine after work every night 😔

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Meta/Facebook lays off 11k employees

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Having tough time deciding between IB & Consulting. My thought process: I have a "better" background for IB (TAS/valuation) and with tech layoffs, this might push more potential would-be tech applications to pursue consulting (there by increased competition)? Additionally, you can do IB intern and full time consulting but not vice versa. I prefer consulting, but IB seems like the "safer" option? And if consulting does get hit hard, I would hopefully have a full time IB offer via internship.

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Has anyone been Veeva certified? If so, what did you think? Have you seen any ROI yet?

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Making Asses Clean Again

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What’s your top 5 companies in the world you want to or have worked for? Any industry.

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Like, I dunno man, you okay...?

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Nice try Accenture.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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