I’m so sick of opening up getting on the dating apps match with someone and the first thing they say is I’m not actually from here

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Where are you from?

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There’s a lot of location spoofing on there yea.

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Dating apps can be intimidating. Try joining different groups, communities, or volunteer organizations. Put yourself in spaces where you can naturally meet people. It’s one of the best ways to connect with others today. May God grant you your heart’s desires.

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Are there some background mechanics that I’m missing?

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