My firm (over 1,000 lawyers) just put a firm-wide “we need to talk” zoom call on all associates’ calendars for later today. No one knows what it’s about or will give any info. Not going to be a productive day.

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Good luck. Hopefully it’s not bad news.

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What time is the call? My second hand anxiety compels me to put it on my calendar and obsess about it all day too. 😂😂😂 but seriously. Time please.

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Which practice group? My practice group does not have a follow on call!

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My old firm did this during the last round of salary increases only to tell us that they were merging with another firm (and made no mention of salaries). The entire meeting could have been an email. Firms lack general awareness that random, vague meeting invites kills productivity.

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I don’t think they’d need to exclude staff for that

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Just came across this and now I’m super curious 🤣 is this 4pm eastern? I hope so! I agree with others that it’s probably lay offs but if it was you you’d already know.

What was the call?

Way to hide the lede, OP. Glad it all worked out.

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Special bonuses, all. Deep sigh of relief. All is well.

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Yep. I was on that call.

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