Which hurts more: missing quota by 1% or missing your Uber after a client dinner?

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Missing the Uber is worse. If you miss your quota there's nothing to be done but wince and decide not to do that again. But if you miss your Uber you still have to find a ride.

There is pain in my heart for both types of heartache 😆 But to be fair, I'm the one who calls the Uber so if I miss it, that's on me.

Quota - I’ll just have another drink while I wait for my next Uber and I can since I know I’ve already hit my quota 😎

Quota. That costs about 100 Ubers.

Missing quota by 1% hurts the wallet; missing the Uber hurts the soul (and the shoes). But that 1% sting lingers for a full quarter—the Uber is just a 5-minute curse fest

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