Best way to get my boyfriend to propose?

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Next time you are at dinner with his family, plant an engagement ring in your dessert and “find” it in front of everyone. The shame will drive him to follow through

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This is it. This wins.

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Get pregnant.

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The classics never go out of style. This is the way.

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Have s3x with his dad. He will see how well liked you are in the family.

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“Hint” at it in EVERY conversation. “Going shopping for groceries - not nearly as much fun as shopping for a ring, lol!”. “Have to shave my legs -bare as a new brides!”. “Works sucked today - totally unlike weddings!”

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Honey, you don’t seem to be proposing so I have a few other options. Would you like to put in a bid?

Not be 30+

The Clippy approach: “It looks like you are trying to propose. Here’s a template!”

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