Describe your paycheck with a movie title.

I’ll go first, Gone in 60 Seconds.

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“Taken”

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THIS. This is literally the one. That check is taken before I even have a say in it. Before I can even blink it is gone haha.

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“Kill Bill(s)” because it all goes to BILLS 😭

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"The Pursuit of Happyness" I can't wait to get to a point of financial freedom where I can save money and not have to borrow from my savings in between paychecks.

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Slumdog millionaire

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Trains planes and automobiles.
I just spend it all on travel 😂

That, or Downsizing hahahha

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HEHEHEHEH this made me giggle because this is true for me too. I feel like I am never home.

Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money

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"The Day After Tomorrow"

That's how quickly I'll need the next one.

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“About Time”

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HAHAHAHAH seriously. It seems like its gone way too fast too.

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Fast and Furious

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH gone in 60 seconds is literally the realest one there is.

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Mars A-tax

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Esp if you’re in NYC, & doing Roth retirement savings…

The Empire Strikes Back

Shawshank Regression

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