The Guy next to me on my flight to ORD keeps rubbing and adjusting his junk

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Maybe he needs a hand

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He's just peacocking for you

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That's hot

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When you are packin and those seats are narrow #adjustthecannon

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LOL @ peacocking 😂

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Probably just adjusting. Sometimes you gotta rearrange. You never do that with your junk OP?

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Sorry. I just got this new junk installed. It doesn't fit as well as the old one

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Showing his "feathers"

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Ew ew ew ew ew ew

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As a guy, once is fine but if he keeps doing it then that dude has bad hygiene, gross bro!

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No BCG not much - and when I do I drink Dos Equis - also it was a 3+ hour flight and a lot of rubbing - I think he was peacocking

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There aren't that many Guys out there... odds it was Fieri? 🤔🤔🤔

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I had a guy jerk off to me once on a Southwest flight. I wasn't into it. I just looked him dead in the eyes and said you're a scumbag and then he stopped. I'm a gay prude BTW.

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Peacocking?

Are you hot?

I have nice outlines in that area 😜

Lend a fish a hand 👋🏼

Which means you never have to adjust it?

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