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On weekends we can work from home
- 4 months full paid paternity and maternity leave.
- $500 wellness benefit each year to spend on anything from golf clubs to an Apple Watch to massages
- eligible for paid sabbatical after 18 months of service
- pension fund on top of 401K
- you can keep all points from your corporate card
A never ending well of pressure and feelings of inadequacy.
Off between Christmas and New Years
They leave the lights on for us all night long!
Not buying us dinner late at night so we dont gain weight
Water on tap
Unlimited work
^ yooooo heat you guys hiring? lol
(I'll start) Once a month 30-min massage therapy. don't know if I can ever live without anymore.
We usually get a half day on Christmas.
-16 week fully paid maternity/paternity leave
-Fully stocked bar with a culture that encourages getting a drink at 4 to finish the day
-20 PTO and 5 sick days, plus summer hours closing at 3pm Friday’s
-50% match on 401k with no vesting schedule
-Very flexible work from home policy
Work from home once a week, closed between Christmas and New Years, nobody has to take their laptops home most of the time and it’s a ghost town by 5:30
- 12 months full paid non-leave
- $5,000 wellness benefit to spend on anything from travel arrangements, airport transportation, and late night dinners after 8pm, to Uber and cabs
- Unlimited printing. Black/white and color.
- Uber reimbursement on top of 401K
- Free standing desk
- State-of-the art plasma display in the lobby
- Free laptop of your choice
- You can keep all your weight gain from your late nights
Free bagels
A salary with the impending threat of layoffs.
25 bagels for the whole agency
One work from home day a week, which everyone uses to escape
Free snacks, no, wait....50 cent snacks, nooo, hold on ...that cost too much, how about half price snacks that somehow cost more than the vending machine 5 feet away? Yeah! That's it, we rule! Be sure to thank us on the way out!
Sometimes when we're being good bois and good gurls we get head pats 👅