Writing cover letters and applying to jobs through EY computer. Cause I have dolls of steel

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I prefer plastic dolls personally....damn weak kids gave trouble lifting the steel ones

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*have goddamn it

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Autocorrect* FML

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Haha autocross trifecta

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Balls.

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Yeah man ... I don't even say anything R rated and my account got blocked from being "irrelevant," apparently one can only talk about salary and CPA exam on here 😑😑😑🚨🚔💩🔥🔥 even talking about pizza 🍕offends FB

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Uh not really...Trust me, EY doesn't care.

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Haha PM blocks all "Job seeking" websites

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Yup. Other frowned upon topics include: snot-nosed millennials, braindead loser liberals, #michelleobamaisaman, and Muslim terrorists for $500, Alex.

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I purposely said dolls because if I said balls people would have reported it

Cover letters ? What for ?

They kicking me out of the country soon, or atleast ill be legally bound to leave. Sad life

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