You are dressed like James Bond on vacation.

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Ok, now I’m curious. How does James Bond dress on vacation? Sounds like a setup for a bad Dad joke.

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Yes, our man Flint would be dressed in black or silver. He was never vacationing but his job was like a vacation.

Picking up hot chicks?

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That’s a compliment in my books

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“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
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"she doesn't have good boobs" †
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