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blanket company unveils new cbd line for a better nights sleep

“Oh god. Now our blankets have to have cbd?”

Bowl show and tell this Saturday at 12-1 EST! Put it on your calendar so you remember us brainy people 📆
Zoom details will be posted on this thread, FB team is working provide an account.

Bring a talking point: anything data or analytics related, from memes to case studies of your side hustle to firm stuff we should know about to anonimized work projects. This is DaTa bOwL LiVe!! I can't promise we'll get through everyone, but we'll see. We can go overtime if y'all are enjoying 🍿🦁🎪🤡

Just realized I hadn’t had an in-person interview since 2019. I’ve done multiple zoom interviews and was onboarded remote in 2020. About to see a real person today! Wish me luck.

Mac or HP or Dell: I prefer Mac notebooks. However it seems there might be limitations with the use of Skype or other applications based on materials I have seen. What do you all recommend is the best laptop for working at Deloitte?

Has anyone seen any unique places to find UX portfolios or post jobs other than the usual suspects?
Some UX Slack channels were doing well for a while but I definitely don’t see as much traction there. Meetups obviously came and went. Even the portfolio sites like Dribbble and Behance don’t seem that same.

Is Integration Engineer position at Zoom worth joining coming from Software Engineer position?

Hi! Can someone recommend a source for learning how do simple, fun music lessons on Zoom? I teach first grade and use music for my transitions. I would also like to play songs for them with my guitar, but am concerned it won’t sound good on zoom (the guitar, not my voice, which is bad, we established that long ago)

What website can you use to play simple games over zoom (Chinese checkers, chess, checkers)?

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Do our managers have access to our Slack conversations?

Hey art friends, I’m a special needs teacher who also loves to teach art in my class. I’m trying to get familiar with the app Procreate. I’m having an issue with trying to copy and paste a selection from my design. It keeps saying empty layer. I would love to do a Zoom with someone who would be willing to show me how to do it. Thanks so much.

I am curious how other inclusion teachers are being utilized when the school is doing remote learning. I find that I am sitting in the zoom class and have very little opportunity to contribute. I am having discussions with my teachers on ways that I can better support them and the students when remote.

Is joining cisco with 26 base 3 lk bonus and 3.5 joining bonus with 6yoe in Cisco webex good?

I’m interviewing for BCG and had a principal reach out to me for a zoom chat. Is this normal for principals to reach out or is this a positive sign?

When is it either allowed or seen as OK to start using FTO? I recently started here and while I’m not looking to slack off and take time off, I just want to know how it works. (Plus, I don’t want to not use something that I can or should use.) Elementary stuff, I know. But I’ve freelanced my whole career until now. Thanks

I've worked in hospitality for two years, but now the travel restrictions are lifting and I'm nervous; how busy does it usually get around Christmastime?

Any advice on good courses to take/books to read for managing teams/performing well at Manager/Senior Manager level? Managing at Senior Manager level so learning skills like account development, team interventions, budgeting, winning work etc. Thanks Fishes!

Hi Everyone,

Hope you all are doing well. I'm shifting to Pune next month. My office location is in Platinum Tech Park, Panchshil, Ganeshkind Rd. Pune 411005.

I just wanted to enquire about how is the are aroud that place? Is the area happening or it's in outskirts? Any 1 bhk available nearby that location.

Any constructive suggestion/discussion is appreciated 😊

Switching to the GRE so selling 6 month target test prep subscription, 4.5 months left, for $250. Price negotiable. DM for info.

What GRE materials do you all like? Read about Kaplan and Magoosh.

Amazon PMT - what’s the interview like? Is the system design round extremely tough?

Best consulting firms without the massive ego?

Anyone play FIFA ultimate team?

I purchased 8 meals (lunch/dinner) from factor for the week and already ate 2 of them for dinner. Why am I like this? 😕

LinkedIn always tells me to message the recruiter when I apply for a job. Is this ok/normal to do?

When is the salary and salary slips released ?

Not sure if this is the right forum but - my H1B extension has been approved (just got to know today) but my driving license will expire soon. Can my license be renewed without the original extension petition? Or do I need to wait for the originals to come in. Trying to understand what do I need to carry to the DMV. Based in CA. Couldn’t find a lot of info online, appreciate any help and advice!

And to throw into the mix, my lease is up so will be shifting to a new address soon.

Recent cases of PERM approved within 5-6 months? Submitted in early June, hope to get approval by EOY.

Does ey file premium for h1b renewal? My h1b expires end of Sep this yr. Was planning to reach out to EY Law to kickstart process in May. Is that reasonable?

Hey guys, one question. My H1B will start on Oct 1st, and I am planning to visit my home country to get H1B visa stamp. I filed my amended state tax return a year ago and did not hear from them. Does it affect my VISA or entry to the US? Or should I call them to check the status of my status tax return? Please advice

How long does the freelance to full-time conversion usually take if it happens? Mind sharing some personal experiences?

Any agencies in NYC wanting to hire a Jr. Art Director soon?

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Can everyone share something happy? I feel like I’m going to explode

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

I want the juice from the food industry workers 🧐

“– Pick one: purple or blue.

– I can’t do this, this is way too complicated.”

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

I’m starting at VMLY&R on account side and was asked if I want a PC or Mac. Not trying to be the odd one out - what do most account folks have?

“I get such a rush when I’m eating a taco."

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”

*In biweekly team sync meeting*
“Oh fuck this, I’m gonna kill myself”
…
“Oh goddammit, I’m not on mute”

“We had complimenting genitalia.”