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I am reaching out to you all and am looking forward to break into Investment Banking from Consulting. Applied to Goldman Sachs via a referral but my resume is stuck after HireVue. Talked to the VO who referred me and he said Goldman doesn’t hire in Q4. If that’s true and still need to be in GS, can someone forward my resume directly to the team? Their career portal sucks. TIA Goldman Sachs PS: I promise a dinner in a dance place in NY after I get hired as a sign of my gratitude 🙈
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Today is a huge struggle. I want to do nothing. 😢
soo my sleep schedule is effed up, i keep trying to wake up early-ish (7am) but i’m lacking motivation and i wake up tired 😴
i stumbled upon this article that talked about this book. we always hear about the “secret” of strong leaders is that they wake up early. has anyone read this/tried it out?
5 AM Club, The: Own Your Morning. Elevate Your Life. https://www.amazon.com/dp/1443460710/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_n2GdFbJJEFKSN
Anyone take SHRM? How many hours did you study?
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They don’t get why a website with no features employed 100k people
They either know or they think I am an auditor
Babysitting adults
Chief
I don’t talk about work at dinner.
The only right answer
“Think of it like a doctor for businesses. But not a brain surgeon, more like elective plastic surgery.”
I already told you: I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
So you physically take the specs from the customer?
Chief
“No, I don’t drive the trucks or pee in bottles”
Chief
Not anymore
Digital Transformation but mostly powerpoint.
I implement the software my company developes.
Corporate therapist
Corporate therapy.
Supply Chain Technology support for the government
I tell them I work for a junk yard.
I usually say I help companies improve profits and/or keep them from closing their doors. The person who said doctor said it well.
Glorified fact checker (auditor)
Rising Star
“You know those products that tanked the economy in 2007? CDS’s? Yeah I build technology so we can trade more stuff like that”
Chief
Web3 crypto tech
Rising Star
Massive corporate sell out
Chief
"I mainly just make idealistic, wet behind the ears fresh college grads cry"
By working in slides