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They don’t get why a website with no features employed 100k people
They either know or they think I am an auditor
Babysitting adults
Chief
I don’t talk about work at dinner.
The only right answer
“Think of it like a doctor for businesses. But not a brain surgeon, more like elective plastic surgery.”
I already told you: I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
So you physically take the specs from the customer?
Chief
“No, I don’t drive the trucks or pee in bottles”
Chief
Not anymore
Digital Transformation but mostly powerpoint.
I implement the software my company developes.
Corporate therapist
Corporate therapy.
Supply Chain Technology support for the government
I tell them I work for a junk yard.
I usually say I help companies improve profits and/or keep them from closing their doors. The person who said doctor said it well.
Glorified fact checker (auditor)
Rising Star
“You know those products that tanked the economy in 2007? CDS’s? Yeah I build technology so we can trade more stuff like that”
Chief
Web3 crypto tech
Rising Star
Massive corporate sell out
Chief
"I mainly just make idealistic, wet behind the ears fresh college grads cry"
By working in slides