How y'all explaining what you do to your extended families today?

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They don’t get why a website with no features employed 100k people

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They either know or they think I am an auditor

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Babysitting adults

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I don’t talk about work at dinner.

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The only right answer

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“Think of it like a doctor for businesses. But not a brain surgeon, more like elective plastic surgery.”

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I already told you: I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

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So you physically take the specs from the customer?

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“No, I don’t drive the trucks or pee in bottles”

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Not anymore

Digital Transformation but mostly powerpoint.

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I implement the software my company developes.

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Corporate therapist

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Corporate therapy.

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Supply Chain Technology support for the government

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I tell them I work for a junk yard.

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I usually say I help companies improve profits and/or keep them from closing their doors. The person who said doctor said it well.

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Glorified fact checker (auditor)

“You know those products that tanked the economy in 2007? CDS’s? Yeah I build technology so we can trade more stuff like that”

Web3 crypto tech

Massive corporate sell out

"I mainly just make idealistic, wet behind the ears fresh college grads cry"

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