Me relaxing on the couch with my girlfriend:
“Babe can you go shake my mouse really quick?”

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I have a mouse jiggler from Amazon. Works wonders

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If you use Teams, go to the Calendar, click "Meet Now", start the call with yourself, your computer will never fall asleep! Change your availability to any status you'd like, it'll never show "Away" or change unless you hop on another call. No extra equipment or software needed!

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I put the laser lens on the bottom of my mouse on top of my analog wrist watch. The seconds hand on my watch ticking around is enough motion to keep me active

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My mans living in 2030

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Threads like this are the reason companies will send people right back to the office at the first sign of a recession / tightening of the job market. People should take advantage of the benefits of WFH without advertising the obvious pitfalls from an employer perspective

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D5 - because never let them know your next move

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Kink bowl please

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all you need to do is turn on a powerpoint to presentation mode. much easier than these contraptions in the comments

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I’ve had it on for a few hours before and it still shows me as available

Turn on a fake teams meeting

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I didn’t even know u can do that . That’s awesome

Is that what the young people are calling it these days?

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🤭

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“Shake the mouse“ that’s a new one, I’ve never heard it before

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Mine too 😂

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Put something on the insert key and that’s all you need to do. You will never go away

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Put a water bottle or stapler or paper weight physically on the enter button

Holy crap I just asked my wife to do this for me while I was putting the kid to sleep

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They need empathetic leadership

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