When my CD hops on the zoom call and realizes he has to listen to me present ideas for the next hour.

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Type of attire recommended for zoom interview with GC for an in-house role? Not big tech with a more obvious casual dress standard. Button-down shirt enough? Jacket?

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While speaking with a manager trying to describe micromanagement from a team member, my role as a senior designer was described in paraphrase as, “Well as directors we are designers too, and so you become the Wacom tool, and we can sit next to you and tell you how to design the project or live direct the development over zoom”. I reiterated that this doesn’t reflect trust or respect in my abilities and my role was again described as a tool.

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While speaking with a manager trying to describe micromanagement from a team member, my role as a senior designer was described in paraphrase as, “well as directors we are designers too and so you become the Wacom tool, and we can sit next to you and tell you how to design the project or direct changes over zoom”. I reiterated that this doesn’t reflect trust, or respect and again was described as a tool for their use.

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Does anyone work at Slack? How do you like working there? Considering applying for an open role there.

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Hi all, would anyone want to practice cases over Zoom sessions? I have Mck EM and BCG PL/Principal interviews coming up in 3 weeks and I want to be well-prepped.

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Lately most days I just simply can't be bothered to work past 6pm. My client work gets done, but I think I'm probably putting in less BD work than my peers and I can't find the motivation to pick up my own slack. How do you push past the apathy especially with WFH to get more done than what's explicitly required of you?

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How to deal with colleagues in office who try to book unnecessary zoom meetings and ask to join zoom call whitout no solid meeting agenda?
Joining and attending zoom meetings make me feel less productive and I can’t concentrate on my work 😓

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Any good satellite modem + data solution? Will need to take zoom calls while taking holidays on a live aboard in some remote Indonesian places. Wondering if fishes here have done that before.

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I had bad TBI last year and still feel off.

Don't like silence. Can't stand it. Especially in zoom when no one answers questions. I'll answer even if I don't really know or was half paying attention. Worst, I have a divergence with the speed at which my brain is spewing words and the pace I speak. It can be difficult to articulate and I'll stumble over my words or I have to stop myself then rephrase my question since it can be multiple thoughts.

My wife says I need to be evaluated...

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Do you bill the entire mediation time on zoom? Or just the times the mediator is speaking to you and your client? Seems odd to stop the timer every time they speak to opposing counsel & restart every time the mediator appears and obviously if you were in person you wouldn’t be able to leave

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Is it frowned upon to message client employees regarding open roles? Stumbled upon a slack group for announcements for internal/external hiring for roles. Very much interested to apply directly/network with hiring managers.

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Hi, I have an upcoming Superday with MS for an Associate role within IBD. It’s going to be virtual on Zoom. Any tips on how best to prepare?

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Suddenly I feel self-conscious about it but is it bad that I didn't adjust my skin tone on my reactions in WebEx and slack ? Just default which is yellow .

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Do you prefer Slack, Teams, Workspace, or something else to keep in contact during wfh?

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I’m about 🤏 close to setting my laptop on fire if I get another Microsoft teams message. Lol 😂 how do you guys manage.

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Since moving in house from PP I’ve been astounded at how often business folks want to set up a zoom call to walk through contracts and rewrite language on the fly. Not only is it terribly inefficient, it leaves virtually no time to actually think through things, especially when dealing with long, complicated contracts for things like software purchases. Just wondering if anyone has any good tips for how to politely point out to people how bad of a process that is, assuming others face the same?

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If you want to network with a Senior Manager/Partner for a role you are interested in - is it considered unprofessional to IM over skype/teams to ask to set-up a call? Or would you reach over email?

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I’ve been at my job for 45 days. I had my 30 day review and my supervisor told me she didn’t have any complaints. She wanted me to speak more on Zoom and Slack. That’s it.

2weeks later
The CEO caught an attitude w/ me bc I didn’t know the answer to his question. He removed me from a public Slack channel. That Friday, my supervisor schedules a meeting and presents a two page performance review. I received mostly 2’s on a scale of 5. I have 2 WEEKS to change it.
B/g: Small mom/pop comp, rude CEO

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I’ve been at my job for 45 days. I had my 30 day review and my supervisor told me she didn’t have any complaints. She wanted me to speak more on Zoom and Slack but that was it.

2weeks later

The CEO expected me to know something I had no knowledge about. He catches an attitude w/ me. Removes me from a Slack channel! That Friday, my supervisor hands me 2 page performance review. I have 2 WEEKS to correct my 30% performance and I’m new!
Background: mom/pop start-up tech company, rude CEO, HELP!

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I am on my second project 6 months in and I am ready to leave. The toxic work habits is insane. I’ve tried everything to try to reduce recycle and redundancies. Tagging in teams, zoom working sessions. Regardless, we got in circles and work late hours simply because the SMs (yes 2) don’t give us their attention and change their minds constantly. Coming from industry to this the money was better but it’s starting to be less and less worth it

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What do most fishes use for Zoom / Teams meeting? Do you use your computer audio or do you have Zoom call your cellphone and connect to audio that way?

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Microsoft why are you damn obsessed with making so much of your software “start on startup” by default?

It’s so annoying and Microsoft teams is the LeAST efficient chatting app out there so it’s awful on resources. Slack is SO much faster and doesn’t start on startup (I don’t think ?)…

you’re really quite something to blatantly copy the competition, make your product more sluggish, and then add in your nasty ass dark patterns. Microsoft teams = bloatware 90% of the time. Stop prioritizing it

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Any advice on getting Google Meet to work with my wired webcam from Wyrestorm? It works perfectly well with Zoom and other video call services but Google Meet simply won’t recognize it.

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Has anyone here interviewed for a recruiter coordinator role? I had a phone screen call and was moved to the second interview which will be through Zoom. Any tips? Any idea what kind of questions will it be ?

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Just got contacted by a recruiter for Better.com. They must have run low on people to lay off on zoom. Block!

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I’ve associated Skype pings asking how I’m doing with more work coming my way. Just skip the bs and ask me what you need.

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Microsoft Teams, on this Friday, can kick rocks

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any tips for a first round interview over zoom?

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Glasses and zoom calls….
I have blue light coating on my glasses lenses. They reflect something terrible for zoom calls. What coatings have people found perform well for zoom/teams/google meets calls? I’m thinking adding anti-reflective would do the trick.

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How long does the interviewing process at JPMC usually take? (Trust Admin Associate) I’ve had three interviews on zoom with the Hiring Manager/MD, and members of the team. I felt like I crushed every interview but there has been 2 weeks of silence and no answers to my follow up emails. I have other offers in hand but JPM is my top choice if I got the offer. Thanks in advance.

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“What’s up with the hat,” my boss asked me over Webex while I sit in my own house and the hat has the writing of the company for which we work for…

This was a not so sly way of saying, take off the hat

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“What’s up with the hat,” my boss asked me over Webex while I sit in my own house and the hat has the writing of the company for which we work for…

This was a not so sly way of saying, take off the hat

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I love the company I work at but they are forcing everyone to return to office after two years working fully remote and the most successful eight quarters the company has had in years. People are leaving left and right forcing me and other team members to pick up the slack. For many reasons I do not want to return to office and they are standing firm on their policy. It has forced me to consider other opportunities. Anyone have any recommendations on remote opportunities?

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Hello fishes,

I am looking for openings in Accenture Germany. Tech is Azure PaaS, Microsoft teams skype4B online..
I do have a family reunion visa and my manager is cool with it.
Let me know if there are openings.

Much appreciated.

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Can anyone suggest to me any good sites to find remote jobs in the US which pays around $60k to $120k annually.

YOE - 3.2
Tech stack- git jenkins docker Kubernetes AWS ansible.

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BCG fishes: If you make a temporary transfer to another office for 12-24 months, will your salary (& taxes) come from the home office or the office that you transferred to?

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Anyone that is WFH but rents a small office space to work from?

I don't want to have to go to an office with coworkers, but I do feel like I'd be more productive getting out of home office a couple of days per week.

Feel the same?

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Looking for a Supervisor to join our team here at Rain! Gig is 100% remote, flexible hours, really great team that ACTUALLY focuses on work life balance, working on some really cool large scale client across industries! 3-5 years experience managing people & within platforms, YouTube is a plus!

How long will your agency keep letting you WFH?

Does anyone know where I can go for a short period of time to get a business work setup? Two monitors + keyboard + mouse and good WiFi? I have a timed case study coming up and would ideally go into the office to do it but it is closed and i don’t have a good wfh setup.

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I've got some friends who work remote jobs, and every day I grow more jealous of them during my one-hour commute.

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Has your company stated anything about training in-person employees to better work with and include remote team members as your company goes back to having some employees in office? Mine says they will but I’ll still a little worried.

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I got a remote L6 SWE offer at Google but the RSUs are too low for that level ($625k over 4 years), could not negotiate it higher. I’ve accepted the offer but trying to be hopeful that I could make it more equitable in the future if I perform well. Are stock refreshers based on the initial RSU grant or solely based on performance? Google

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Hello Beautiful People! Does anyone know of any really well paying part time jobs (preferably evening hours)? Whether it be remote or in person?

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Hey beautiful people,
I’m 27Y and work in tech. Unfortunately my carpal tunnel is getting worst slowly. I’m worry that I still have like 45 years more to be retired and can’t stop working because I have a f* mortgage to pay 😭 I have a super ergonomic workstation, but I know my hand needs a long rest, and I can’t do it… Does anyone relate? What do you recommend?

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Recommendations for ergonomic office chair? Wfh is going to go on for awhile so want to invest. Budget is about $300

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Hello All. I have offers from 1. PWC AC Bangalore (Senior Associate) 2. KPMG Assurance & consulting Gurgaon (Senior Manager in Digital Lighthouse) 3. Legato Gurgaon (Sr. Soft. Engg.) Please suggest in terms of WLB, career progression, projects and overall work env. Pwc is giving WFH but not sure how long will it continue for (will it be permanent?) Which amongst these will be a good company to work for at least 3+ years. Pwc AC KPMG Assurance and Consulting Services Legato Health Technologies

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I was laid off this month from a US-based company where I've been a reporter for the past 3 years or so... I live in Europe. I wonder if I'm likely to have luck with other remote-friendly US companies. Or are we already past that?

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We are seeing more pushback from employees on working 40 hours. We offer flexibility (wfh), 11 holidays and another 3 wks PTO. Seems like a good gig, I think, at 40-45 hrs. Anyone seeing this too?

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Anyone from BCN here?
How is the overall flexibility in the firm? Do they allow wfh etc.

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Tech companies who have gone remote since the pandemic: do you get a stipend for home internet or a mobile hot spot for when your home internet goes out? Some of my employees are having issues that directly impact their ability to join customer calls, but my company’s IT department doesn’t offer any support. Wondering if that’s still the norm.

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Anyone know of any remote nursing jobs currently hiring?

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I'm working as a java backend developer skilled in spring boot, cloud and have 5.9 years of experience.

I've three offers :
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Rakuten bangalore
Jubilant Foodworks Noida

The compensation they're offering is quite similar. It is around 28 LPA(26 fixed + 2 var) Which one should I join?

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Justifying the Sheraton's painful bed to yourself because the Four Seasons don't recognize your loyalty

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Hi! Can anyone provide insight into how I can increase my chances of getting a position at Microsoft? It's in the Financial Services Group and I think I'd be a good fit. Any help is appreciated!

Hi Fishes, Almost through with all the formalities. Who thinks Omnicron virus could delay offers at one of the BIG4 management consulting offers in India?

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Wtf just happened to TSM?

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Hello Guys, Its been more than a week, I accepted the salary breakup and Status changed to Evaluated in ibegin. I have not heard anything from Hr, she is not replying to any emails.

Till when I can get the offer letter?,Is there any chance I will not receive?

How up to date are the firm’s job search portals? Like do they usually have stale job listings?

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Is it worth it to play the long game in public accounting (partner track) or to transition to industry and potentially become CFO, CEO, Controller role?

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If i haven’t signed anything with my firm regarding repaying them for receiving my series 7 license with them I’m assuming i owe nothing if i leave? Is there a way to find out without my manager knowing I’m looking at other firms?

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Sick of people saying don't wear a mask. Wear a mask people, if you have one. The CDC says only wear them when you are sick. But isn't that the tricky part of Covid19? That you can be asymptomatic?

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KMPG 🐠 Senior Associate, NYC

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Did you/would you get booster during pregnancy?

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Why do corp dev roles for PE backed companies pay more than corp dev roles at corporations? Also, what’s the comp range you guys are seeing? I’m getting offers for 120K-140K and this just seems really low.

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Hello, I am having 7 yes of experience in .net and I have got two offer Naggarro -Assoc Staff Engineer- 22 Lpa and Cognizant - Sr. Associate project- 25 lpa .
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