On the Microsoft Teams splash image, the third dot of the ellipsis is too far. It bugs me every time I see it

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Why do new grads use froge emoji on slack? Scared to ask lol but I’ve seen an SWE and an APM use it.

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Just started my second in house job, fully remote and work from home. Got my computer set up and was horrified to find new company uses Skype and WebEx instead of Teams. What in the fresh hell is this? These programs are trash.

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Summer Happy Hour idea. What’s up everyone! New wakesurfing business coming to Chicago this summer. Gauging interest in professional world. Would you and your team be interested in a happy hour wakesurf session on Lake Michigan in the summer?

Please no more mixology zoom happy hours lol. Wondering if the professional world has any interest in mixing it up with a happy hour on the lake & wakesurfing. Let me know what you think.

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Better.com is back at it after firing 900 people on Zoom. It’s “better” if you don’t work there.

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There are a lot of posts in Linked on sudden Layoff from Better. Com of 4000 people. Is this a separate layoff from the one their CEO infamously announced over a zoom call??

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Is there a way to record voice in a virtual meeting such as on zoom? I need to document almost everything in an important meeting and I don’t want to miss out on anything. Any recommendations?

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I am totally exploiting the “threat” of COVID to avoid going to a monthly CLE that I am supposed to be attending in person. The meeting is going on, live, in person, no masks, etc. But they still offer a zoom link. So, I’m streaming it at home (mic and camera off) while I clean the kitchen, make food, eat, and post this confession. Totally used it as an excuse to come home early and not have to go way across town in traffic.

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2 of my team members told me today (in separate slack message) that they are really happy I’m there with the team.

It makes everything just worth it.

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Has anyone made it to the final presentation for Slack’s Success Guide position? Would love to chat about your experience. Slack Salesforce

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Someone posted a slack channel for FAANG interview prep - I can’t find it. Can someone reshare it?? Thank you!

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AIR is hosting our next Straight Talk panel discussions on Monday 3/15 on zoom.

Topic: Producers & Reps: Pain Points & Pleasure Points … where we dive into what works, what doesn’t, what makes the best rep & producer relationship and how can we be better partners for/ with one another.

Seeking freelance or staff producers interested in being a panelist. Kindly DM. Thank you!

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Zoom remote technical account manager comp?

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What are your best Zoom/MS Teams stories?

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IT: could you please provide a business justification on why you want to remove this application from your Slack Channel?

Requestor: It bothers me.

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So I’m currently looking for another role within IBM. I apply for this job online and Slack the hiring manager letting them know of my interest and that I would like to chat with them about the position. Here’s the problem: I got an automated email notification saying I’m no longer being considered for the role and they are no longer hiring for the role. The hiring manager still scheduled time on Tuesday to talk to me?! Umm, what exactly are we gonna talk about if the role doesn’t exist anymore?

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People who want to be 100% remote forever....you really want to spend the rest of your life on Zoom?

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Fair warning this is a rant. This fking person on our team blows up our slack on the weekends every weekend without fail. For the dumbest sht too, nothing that can’t wait for the work week. Do you have no life or are you that big of a try hard to let everyone know you’re on call on the weekends?? Give it a break. Do I need to say something? Just chill out and live your life. I’m 4 bourbons deep and dreading Monday so this pissed me off 10x that I’m getting his stupid notifications on a Sunday.

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Starting to miss the days where Slack didn’t exist so that when I was out of the office it actually felt like I was out of the office. I silence my notifications but end up getting nervous and checking them anyway.

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Had a weird interview on Zoom.
Hiring manager cut me off mid sentence and put up her hand, saying she'd heard all she wanted to hear. Like forcefully, saying "enough enough, I heard what I wanted" in a loud annoyed tone.
She moved me to the next round of interviews. But isn't that weird? Would you want to work for this person? If I can't get a sentence out now, what hope would I have of feeling heard once I work there?

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How are lateral interviews in NY conducted these days? Via Zoom for all rounds?

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Anyway I can force an “in a meeting” Skype status through Outlook? Any tips and tricks will be helpful.

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I tend to have very little patience sometimes. For example, I’ll be on zoom and a colleague will ask questions revealing they have not prepared at all for what the task at hand is and I’ll struggle to restrain myself for firing out sarcastic comments and rolling my eyes. They are wasting everyone’s time by not prepping. I wish I could just not get fired up about about it - how can I work on this? Note: I’m not talking about analysts and 1st yr associates, but management/same level as me

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What do you think about coworkers who bring their baby into every zoom meeting? Inappropriate or no?

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Especially European fishes: how do you zoom out of these nuclear threats?

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Mystery Zoom between middle school Autism classes. Hey mod/ severe special needs teachers. I would like to have my class Zoom with another similar class for communication/ socialization. It could be a mystery where our classes are located and the students will need to ask questions to each other like what’s is your weather like? Are you on the east coast or west coast etc. if your interested send me a message. It would kinda be like video pen pals. Thanks everyone.

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Hi Fishes,
For Senior Manager (Blackbelt) position at Genpact, can anyone explain the interview process? How many rounds, etc
I have been scheduled for an interview and the duration that has been set is 2 hrs .
Don’t you think 2 hrs is too much for a Zoom interview ?
Opinion !!??

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How do you handle constant Slack messages from coworkers asking the most ridiculous questions?

It’s like they haven’t taken the time to read existing documentation/search JIRA/Google things. I’m bombarded with many messages everyday, and I’m starting to get frustrated.

Trying to be as helpful as I can, but it’s like c’mon, you haven’t even tried to answer this yourself..🙄

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My little guy was not tuned into our zoom call. Thankfully he chose the “cam off” life today

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I just have to post this. I am looking for work. I have a million resumes out there. Need to work from home, so ..some kind of customer service Tier 2 tech support type position. I just had an interview and an OFFER!! $35.00 an hour for DATA ENTRY!! They give you a Macbook Pro and an HP printer to use. They perform the interview on Zoom but in text form.

ummmm...my Spidey Senses were tingling. Then they ask if you want to be paid by direct deposit...and what bank(s) you use. UGH.

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Hi fishes,
I have just completed 6 months in the system. Starting 4 months were fine but from past 1 month my manager is accusing me of being inefficient and rather not seeing that she himself remains offline for approx 3-4 hrs in a day. Whenever I complete my task I find she is not online and after half n hour she replies me back or says she was in a call but sign on zoom shows she was unavailable and in the evening accuse me of being inefficient "Aaj itna hi kiya". What can I do?

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Anyone else seem to struggle to get anything done when you don't have a million things going on and the pressure isn't on? I feel like reasonable timeliness just encourage me to slack and I dont really know why that is.

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We officially made it through Black History Month without my agency mentioning it ONCE in a company wide email, slack, or any other initiative whatsoever. They also never mentioned Lunar New Year!

This lack of awareness and care for employees has validated my recent job search. Has anyone else experienced this?

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I also want to work in some product based firms or tech giants like amazon, flipkart, adobe and so on. But main problem is i live in mumbai and most of this opportunities are from banglore or Hyderabad and i dont have any plans to relocate.. any suggestions on this if any of this gives wfh or any such company is present in mumbai Amazon Flipkart Google Deloitte Adobe

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Hi SFishes.

India.

I have 2 offers for
Salesforce tech, total yoe - 8yrs.
1. Deloitte usi - senior consultant
2. Salesforce - senior tech consultant.
Both are offering same package.

Which one should I prefer for long term association. Factors - WLB, WFH, Growth.

@salesforce Deloitte USI

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Looking for permanent work from home job. My profile is of Digital Marketer & my experience is 3.5 years.
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Found a good looking Herman Miller Aeron, used on CL. Worth the 400 bucks? Do not have a proper office chair at the moment

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Standing desk people: do you get a mat or anything for your feet?

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For those who work 100% remote with their company, what health insurance provider does your company offer? (ie. UHC, Aetna, BCBS, etc)

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Does anyone know how the federal student loan process works after you have submitted your FAFSA?

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If you owned your own firm, what would you do to improve staff retention for Black employees?

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Anyone else got told that they don’t meet the work experience requirements for their PERM role? Have less than 2 years left on my H1B until the 6 year max and don’t know my options. Our immigration team has not been responsive or helpful.

Where do you get your cheap flights, y'all?

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What are bonuses like for a first year IB Analyst in London? (Think US banks like GS, MS, Citi etc.)

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Anyone from ACN asked to take a week of vacation in June? I was asked to but the friends I checked with we’re not; afraid I’m being prepped to exit.

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Does anyone know if we can reimburse expenses for items listed in Wageworks while on maternity?

I know we cannot expense phone/internet/ commuter benefit as I am not actively doing work.

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Hi everyone, I work for large startup (300 employees) and I have been asked to develop a Progressive HR manual template. Some examples include gender neutral restrooms, lactation rooms, signing off emails with pronouns, and etc. Any tips/links for resources to help would be appreciated.

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Is $100K CAD a reasonable salary for a Senior Art Director in Pharma?

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Hi All,

I am looking for job switch. I have 7years experience in UIUX and 3.5 in Pega UIUX. I am currently working in LTI and I am available asap. Preferably remote or hybrid only. If you people have any references please let me know. Thanks in advance.

Increasingly difficult to hold on to both....

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Hi all, wondering what the salary is for associates in consulting, London based please

Tia

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Good furniture stores in the city? Want to get a decent couch under 1000-1200

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Hello Fishes,

Recently received offer from Oracle Solution Services India Private Limited and base location mentioned is Bangalore. Just was curious to know whether we have to go to office physically for the joining or we can join virtually as I am not in Bangalore. Also is this offer different from Oracle or is it a branch within Oracle.

TIA

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