This has been on my mind for a few weeks, and I have to get it off my chest: Via slack, did you PING him? Or did you PANG him? Heard someone say PANG one time and now I’m lost…

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What kind of psycho says "pang"?

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Didja pang’em ‘bout it?

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Its the “y’all” of “ping

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Have we considered him getting “pung”?

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Ping’d
Or if unsure, “I sent him a ping.” Nobody says pang unless it’s pangs of guilt or hunger.

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🧍🏽‍♂️ they said what now

I’ve always said ping but now I fear I may have been using the wrong form since forever and everyone thinks I’m an idiot🧎🏽‍♂️

At the same time, I’m an analyst so my firm doesn’t give two hoots about me anyway🤪

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