CD on a zoom call with a junior team, referring to one of them:

"Your eyebrows are like two moustaches. And I say that as a compliment"

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Better than furry caterpillars 🐛 I guess

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Excuse me while I go camera off to cry

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Literally. I was the one he was referring to :'(

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What an asshole… just don’t remark on people’s appearances at work. Is that so hard?

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Funny thing is, he has been one of the nicest people to me, when I was there and even when I left. But that was a shocking comment indeed. Makes a good story now haha

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I can’t even.

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🤣🤣🤣

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