My brother in law was addicted to the hokey pokey

It was a rough couple of years, but he turned himself around

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Wow the week went by fast!
Time flies like an arrow....
And fruit flies like a banana

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I once took all of my watches and turned them into a belt. It was a waste of time.

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Why did the coach go to the bank?


To get his quarterback 🏈 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was standing out in his field!

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What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day?

Went home 🏡

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How do snails fight?
—they slug it out 😂

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Cuz the cows got the utter 🐄

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Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheet-ahs

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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo drizzle. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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What kind of concert costs 45 cents?


A 50 cent concert featuring nickleback🥳

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What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

1Forrest1

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(sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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I’ve been stung! How could that be? 🐝

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Because it was soda pressing

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A pork chop 🥁

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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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What’s brown and sticky?


A stick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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