What are some funny subtle things you do on zoom calls?
On internal calls when someone says,”let’s take a step back” I physically step back if standing. I’ve gone so far back I can no longer reach my keyboard. 😂

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That sweet feeling when you look at the clock and you realize you have at least 30 more seconds before your next zoom call.

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TOP 5 REASONS TO RETURN TO THE OFFICE FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD CEO:

1. Easier to monitor your meals, bathroom breaks, chit chat, other non-work related things

2. Tired of seeing your poor person apartment on zoom lol

3. I hate my family hehe jk 😅🤣

4. We signed a 25 year lease on our office building 😳

5. Don’t particularly give a shit if you die of a covid variant sign this waiver lol

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I’m sorry but Boomers trying to fumble around Zoom continues to amuse me. I just had a guy refuse to electronically share a document as an exhibit in a deposition and tried to hold the document up to the camera instead where it was totally illegible. As one of the token millennials on the call, I stepped in and shared the document electronically for him.

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Zoom fail - A colleague and I were discussing how awkward a meeting always is, and they shared the chat by accident when presenting. How screwed am I on a scale of 1 - 10?

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How much do you slack off and not work during work

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Anyone have insights on comp range at Slack for a Senior Solutions Engineer in Enterprise/Large Enterprise?

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How do you keep your convos in slack organized? I struggle with finding a specific discussion, even when I save it to my ‘saved items folder.’ I find it easier to keep track of emails. So what’s the best way of finding a specific convo within a channel?

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Anyone have insights on comp range at Slack for a Senior Solutions Engineer in Enterprise/Large Enterprise?

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I had a recruiter at company reach out asking basic questions and interest for a job and then said when she returned from vacation would set up a zoom call. Today I get a template rejection email. No explanation, no follow up email saying they’ve gone in a different direction even. What the actual eff is that??? This is up there with the rudest I’ve ever been treated during a job interview process. Anyone else have a similar experience? 🤬

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I interviewed for a fund, HM is very focused on providing me with detailed day to day responsibilities. Feels like he is trying to be very clear on what I will get into. At the same time it’s hard to establish a conversation as he talked on and on. Any strategies for building that connection over zoom? Can I ask them to conduct second interviews in person?

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I I don’t understand some people in the workforce. How do some coworkers same level think they can just ignore your work related questions on Skype (3-4 consecutive nice messages) and think they can demand tasks from you? This comes across as a very aggressive attitude to me.

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Do you *actually* miss seeing your coworkers in person or have you been seen them on zoom long enough to not really care? (PSA: This is not a post to start a wfh vs rtw war)

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Has anyone exited to Slack? How’s the culture, WLB, pay/refreshers, etc?

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How often are critical roles at your company vacant? I’ve been at my current company for >4 years, and I was reflecting on how we seem to constantly be under-staffed. Every time someone leaves, we treat it as temporary that everyone else will need to stretch themselves and pick up the slack, and eventually we do fill that role, but then someone else leaves shortly afterwards, and we are back to being stretched again. It’s super tiring, and I wonder how normal it is.

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Is wearing a tie to a zoom interview weird or overkill? Does it depend on round?

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Offer at growth tech company in SF/NYC:

135k TC
(105k Base, 120k RSUs over 4 years, no signing)

2.5 YOE, offer would be for Sr. Business Analyst at Asana, AirBnB, Slack, etc.

Take the offer if you’re current TC is 95k? Why or why not? Thx for the feedback

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(on Zoom) I'll be right back - I have to get another meatball. I'm turning my camera off because I'm not wearing any pants.

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Colleagues, looking to connect w/ female Partners/MDs who work in the advisory practice of a Big 4 acct. firm (Deloitte/EY/KPMG/PwC). I'm pursuing a doctoral degree and interested in learning about women's career paths toward partnership. If you, or someone you know, is passionate about women's advancement in the Big 4 and are open to sharing personal reflections on career trajectory, I'd be grateful to have your input shape the study. Entails a 1 hr zoom interview; all info will be anonymized.

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Hi there, I am looking for some social skills advice. I’ve been working remotely for so long that I noticed my social skills have seen a severe decline in my latest in person team events (eg I zone out unexpectedly, not really sure what to say at times, the usual zoom habits that aren’t obvious through zoom, etc). Any tips on how to recover from this quickly?

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Looking for on-the-go working and hence internet for 3 months- Colorado and Montana. As I will be at remote places with no guarantee of internet, any suggestions on reliable internet plans for video zoom calls?

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I gotta say, I'm really tired of getting prepped for my endless zoom meetings, staying on camera, and looking engaged while my clients look bored and text each other. It's just plain rude and I'm over it.

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PSA: make sure you change your smoke detector batteries at home so that people on zoom don’t have to listen to it for an hour

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Any one know of LZ Tax, whose parent firm is legal zoom?

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Anyone have a therapist that they love and willing to refer? Looking for an LGBT-focused zoom therapist that takes Aetna insurance. Thanks fish fam.

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Was on a zoom call and someone introduced themselves and flashed their title and name on the screen. It was very fancy. Anyone know how to do that? Thx!

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How is your office handling zoom calls for soft openings?
Gather those in the office for a zoom party with those not in the office or everyone sitting next to each other on their own zoom call? 🥴

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SOS! In-house interview w/ large Corp. 1st interview (after initial recruiter screening) was with one In-House Attorney 2 weeks ago. Early last week, recruiter scheduled 2nd interview with VP-level attorney for that following Fri. On Fri, entered Zoom meeting, but no one showed. I emailed recruiter 5 mins into scheduled time to make sure I had the correct Zoom link; she apologized, said work emergency had come up w/ VP & would reschedule post-holiday. Should I follow-up this morning or wait?

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Anyone here from Australia? I have a project for you ill pay $30 usd on the spot per 1hour audio recorded. Add me in Skype rosthie.celis9 let's talk more about the details

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Was at a BBQ yesterday. Friend went to the bathroom and then line was SO LONG. She was gone for like 45 minutes. When she came back and told me what happened she said, "This doesn't happen with virtual events."

I think she still does zoom events even though things are opening up. She wears 2 masks out despite being fully vaccinated.

I think some people really kind of enjoyed the pandemic on some level.

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Anyone here from Australia? I need Native AU people for my on going project i'll pay $30usd per 1 hour Audio recorded. PM me for more details or add me in Skype: rosthie.celis9

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Anyone here from Australia? I need Native AU people for my on going project i'll pay $30usd per 1 hour Audio recorded. PM me for more details or add me in Skype: rosthie.celis9

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Which do you prefer: Zoom, Teams, Webex, or Hangouts? Why?

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Why is it that suddenly every single ad coming out of the UK is a crash-zoom, match-cut, camera technique bonanza? 👀 🤷🏻‍♂️

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I noticed a small visual mistake in our online edit but the top bosses kept on talking that they proceeded to finish the Zoom call. Should I bring this concern to my boss or do I just let it go?

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Looking for advice. Have an upcoming tech case study as a final interview stage for VP technology consulting role.

There is nothing to prepare in advance. Interviewer will brief me over Zoom and give me the case study instructions. I have the remainder of the first hour to prepare based on the scenario provided.

In the second hour, I will present my response to the case study to a panel. Afterwards, there will be an additional time for interview questions and discussion with the panel.

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I recently started a new job. I realized my first day of onboarding in the office (interviews were Zoom) that I hooked up with my now boss in college. I didn’t mention it but I think they realized it too. Now they’ve created a semi-hostile work environment… 🙃

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Has anyone else noticed the new Webex logo is the infinity sign? Is this a sick joke on how virtual meetings have no end in sight due to COVID?

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On a meet and greet zoom with a potential client today. Junior employee and company senior partner. Junior asks if we can supply him with an animator by Friday. I respond politely that we’re not talent management, it would cost him more than hiring directly, and it would shrink our freelance pool for our other project clients. The senior partner sees the sense in this a mile off. Now the question: did the senior partner include the junior in order to get him to ask these sorts of questions?

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Just got excited because while driving to work, I noticed the miles on my car was the exact same number of a journal entry I made last night...

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